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all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed

grilledcheeseandguavajelly

Sign up sheet is open for Joanne because I really can’t keep scream-singing both parts of take me or leave me while ALSO jumping around my room

salvatore--girl

How I genuinely start moving when ppl hate on Broadway elphies and glindas just because they aren't Ariana and Cynthia

thinkingaboutstartrek

theresnothingcruviswithme

Bitches don’t want more Gorn drama, bitches want Una Chin Riley to have more screen time

drjohndisco

#same characters different font

reddie-as-ill-ever-be

I love that everyone in Cobra Kai is in a different genre.

Daniel and Johnny are in a homoerotic buddy-cop comedy, Tory is in a Saw trap, Miguel is in a coming-of-age movie, Kenny is in a coming-of-rage movie, Hawk and Demetri are in a BL sports anime, Sam is in a teen drama, Robby's in a reboot of a hit movie from the 80's, Chozen is literally just there, Kreese and Silver are in a psychosexual thriller, Amanda is in a sitcom, Kyler-

tiedyked

the casting choices in his dark materials (2019) are GALLING. lyra is a timid little mouse. mrs coulter has no rizz. asriel isn't scary. i can't even talk about lee scoresby or i'll kill myself

proffesionalsimp

2019 story with 2007 cast is the only thing I have ever wanted 😔😔😔