A Random Mix

queer. nonbinary. neurodivergent. 20s. I reblog a lot. fae/dey/they

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

January

February

March

April

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June

July

August

September

October

November

December

Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife

[jambambles]

Underwater love of my underwater life

[gailynovelry]

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

[weaselle]

underwater girlfriend underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life underwater benefits to underwater studies turning underwater sharks into underwater buddies underwater lovers are the partly sharky sirens seen if you’ve achieved degrees in underwater science

[amonsteronmaplestreet]

[moron-rights]

… couldn’t help it….

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[mcavoy]

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[blumineck]

Happy Ides of March, folks!

Please support me on Patreon if you like these videos

[shreekofjoy]

You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[spookyboogie3]

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[pathos-logical]

[Image ID: A pencil holder shaped like a bust of Julius Caesar. Multiple pencils protrude from its back, giving the impression that it was stabbed multiple times. / End ID]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

happy stab-a-tyrant day! get out there and do your part

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

Oh, my word we care.

[beautifulscreaminglady]

Watch for FREE on Youtube

[fatsexybitch]

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

[pride-knightess]

Happy international women's day to all women tall or short, thick or thin, cis or trans!

[pride-knightess]

Reblogging this again because some people hate it when you include transgender women in International Women's Day and I've had to block a few wretches.

Unfollow me if you feel that way, return to your fetid warren.

[pride-knightess]

I've decided that every time someone gets mad at me for posting this I'm going to reblog it. Feel free to join in. Maybe every day can be IWD!

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[lenacraft]

March

[abstractandedgyname]

[qualityrachni]

It march now