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[kineticpenguin]

I wish there was an equivalent to the “bitch you live like this?” image for boring minimalist spaces

[bishopsprodigal]

[cairnsteward]

people who draw found-family-type groups of characters all sleeping in a big sort of loose pile together….. how does it feel to hold my life in your hands

[sistertaxon]

donkey saying “parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet” implies

the existence of a concept of a hell and damnation in the shrek universe;

the recognition that the earth is one of several spherical bodies which orbit the sun

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

parfait is a french word which implies another troubling feature of the shrek universe: france

[valtsv]

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[peachcookie]

hot new tumblr discourse

put in the tags your opinions on wearing shoes in the house and why

[valtsv]

not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets

[ravevampire]

“its 2009 and i just discovered what anime is” moodboard

[valtsv]

[dayvan]

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

[bogosbinted]

This is the most important post on this site

[clownsblogging-deactivated20200]

This is still so fucking funny on Riverdale wiki. Like why have a list of one

[cheaphalloweencostume]

never seen an episode of riverdale in my life but im sitting here in complete agony over the phrase “sold jingle jangle to the ghoulies” i literally have no idea what this show could possibly be about at this point

[mjalti]

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

[cockwiki]

dating site for dumbasses called okstupid

[cross-country-suggestions]

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

[cross-country-suggestions]

that’s when you run cross country

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

make your own post

[cross-country-suggestions]

ok

[writterings]

found out the "on all levels except physical, i am a wolf" person came out as a trans woman and she now has not just one but TWO girlfriends and a dog and they all go out into the woods just to howl sometimes. i'm happy for her and her gfs.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]