intelligence and eloquence

brett / 27 / she/they / queer cryptid

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[escuerzoresucitado]

[clownboybebop]

Did they let the fucking guy out

[antimony-ore]

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[moniquill]

[mswyrr]

What Happens When Young People Actually Read “Disturbing” Books

Something is missing from the debate over educationally suitable literature

[mikkeneko]

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[koiagain]

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[questions-within-questions]

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

Chill it’s a pole

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

[felderwin]

party is currently split in this political dnd campaign i'm in. on one half, the dm just sent over a spreadsheet of regional tax rates and told them to adjust everything to balance the budget for this region. on the other half, my cleric is sitting inside of the bag of holding casting guidance on our fighter (holding the bag of holding) on repeat while he makes athletic checks to throw a spear of teleportation for four hours so we can try to fast travel to a local noble's holding

[shinytarountula]

You need to understand how to talk comedy to understand how to talk dirty, you’re never gonna be good in bed until you can talk filth like it’s a one-hour, half improvised stand-up set:

- Use the rule of three to batch concepts in escalating order.

- Break the tension with something unexpected.

- Call back to the thing you mentioned earlier that they remembered but didn’t quite register as important.

- Become noticeably drunk mid performance and begin to flounder.

- Blow the microphone enthusiastically, make sure to swirl your tongue around the pop filter.

- Yell at the guy in the audience who thinks he can do it better than you even though you taught him the rule of three thing at the beginning of the set.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

are people talking about the labor conditions at Taylor Farms yet? like the fact they use enslaved prisoners in their facilities?

are we drawing the connection between worker safety and consumer safety & public health yet?

are people demanding to see the conditions in this place that keeps making us sick? why are the enslaved workers not having the time to use the bathroom or to rest when ill? very few people would shit in front of their coworkers given any choice at all.

[cutecipher]

On the prisoners point:

Prisoners in the U.S. are part of a hidden workforce linked to hundreds of popular food brands

In a sweeping two-year investigation, The Associated Press found goods linked to prisoners wind up in the supply chains of everything from F

More on the health point:

"US Department of Labor proposes more than $1M fine following worker fatality at New Jersey vegetable processing facility"

https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/osha/osha20251124

[becauseits]

here is every mention of the companies/products mentioned in the mpr article

Name the chains! At this point in the article it seems like contracting with prisons is the default for meat plants ☹

was it Hillary Clinton who lived in a mansion staffed by prison slaves? somebody please tell me which politician was called out

slavery is so deeply baked the meat and dairy industry & our food chain in general. the scale of it all is baffling. animal agriculture gets billions & billions of taxpayer subsidies while the labor is fucking free. never eat meat in this fuckin country i guess. honestly just never eat

[datasoong47]

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[castigatedcast]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[stardustfanfare]

i went to gay and stupid island and you were there

[stardustfanfare]

i mean. i didnt go

[stardustfanfare]

but i heard about it

[fnordseer5]

one career option that is sadly no longer open to young women is impostor claiming to be the grand duchess anastasia romanov