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Let me just start off by saying Happy Birthday, quistie!
Okay, got that out of the way.
So the initial plan for my very small contribution to this epic celebration of your awesomeness, was to write you another rhyming review of SOM2, much like I had for the first story (I don’t know if you remember that or not). But then I realized that SOM2 is like four million times longer than the first story, and it would probably take until I was 50 to write it. So instead I wracked my brain for something else to do.
I’ll be honest, there’s not much up there, so it was a bit of a struggle. I mean, I could talk about how you are awesome and generous and creative and funny and cool, but I don’t think I will. I could also talk about how much you’ve contributed to the Chuck fandom, and more importantly, my entertainment and enjoyment. But I don’t think I’ll do that either. Lastly, I could mention how you are an awesome friend (and how much you love Friends) and it’s been a pleasure to know you and interact with you over the intertubes (and see your obsession with In-N-Out unfold). That just doesn’t seem enough, though, so probably not gonna do that either.
Instead, I think I’ll just say Happy Birthday, you punk-ass book jockey.
Chuck vs. the Sound of Music: Lonely Code-Nerd [x] more in this series
SOM vs. Toy Story
A/N: Takes place during Chapter 4 of Chuck vs the Sound of Music and after the 2012 Doctor Who Christmas special The Snowmen (just go with it)
A/N 2: Characters not mine.
A/N 3: Oh yeah, Happy Birthday quistie!!
As the stealth Black Hawk helicopter flew away, the people on the ground stood up and dusted themselves off. A young man turned to his friends and said, “Good to see you’re all right, Joe. The Snakes kidnap you again?”
The other man shrugged, “You know how it is, Luke. Have a computer in your head and all of a sudden every Jonas, Ted, and Nicholas is after you.”
“Which is what I said this morning,” the woman accompanying Joe pointed out. The sleek blue-eyed blonde was obviously exasperated. “I only left in my Barbie Porsche and picked up Midge to go to the Barbie Café and then to the Barbie Salon before a visit to the Barbie Spa because you promised you’d stay home and stay safe!”
Luke raised a hand before Joe could respond. “Uh, Barbie? What’s with the labelling? You don’t actually own–“
Chuck vs. the Sound of Music: Sound of Gunfire [x] more in this series
Tori Amos once said: “Being in your forties – any woman who isn’t there yet, I have to say to you: Euphoria is coming to you.”
Continuing with the Soundtrack of Q’s life, we now look at the soundtrack of her 40’s:
2004 - Usher - Confessions Part II
2005 - Mariah Carey - We Belong Together
2006 - Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland – Promiscuous
2007 - Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
2008 - Coldplay - Viva la Vida
2009 - Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling
2010 - Eminem feat. Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
2011 - LMFAO feat. Lauren Bennett and GoonRock - Party Rock Anthem
2012 - Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
2013 - Robin Thicke feat. T.I. and Pharrell - Blurred Lines
"There are numerous advantages in being fifty, just ask any eighty year old!" - Unknown
And finally, the #1 song today, January 26, 2014 – the start of the next 50 years:
2014 - Pitbull ft. Ke$ha - Timber
So there you have it. I hope you enjoyed this look at the Q’s Soundtrack. I leave you with one final piece of advice about turning 50:
"The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say." - Unknown
‡ listen to the rest of quistie's soundtrack
Presented for you, my dear quistie64, the most hilarious screenshot I took of The Sound of Music. victorianoir has been laughing for three hours about this.
for quistie64. Happy birthday!
Chuck vs. the Sound of Music: Screw You [x] more in this series
Ficlet by Dennis
“Chuck, I don’t understand. With the my memories still like Swiss cheese, I asked Ellie about her in-laws and she got all weird on me. Now you're telling me we're going to eat with them?”
Her husband turned from where he was getting dressed. “What Ellie doesn’t know is that they were both part of the agency. We've had supper a few times, and they're always fun to listen too.”
Sarah raised her eyebrow, and her lips grew tight. “I don’t like practical jokes.”
After shaking his head vigorously he said “I'm serious.” After looking at his watch briefly he said “it's time to head out.”
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“After the kiss I didn't remember much more, but I knew I loved him. There was no way I was going to leave after that.”
“That's so sweet Sarah. So have you're memories returned?” Honey leaned in and tilted her head to listen to the question she just asked.
“Memories come back in different size and at odd times. Like last week I was flipping through the channels and saw 'I Dream of Jeannie' and I remembered using a belly dancing outfit for a mission.”
Woody had to hit Chuck's back a couple of times when he stated to choke on the wine he had been sipping on. “You ok Chuck?”
After regaining his composure he said “Sorry, that outfit was, ah, memorable.”
It was then that Sarah's eyes grew wide. When everyone looked at her, she said “Does the term ‘I hate Skanks’ mean anything?”
Immediately both men took a big gulp of wine and in unison said “Oh Boy!”
“In my thirties, I felt I had hold of one of the reins some of the time.” -Chaka Khan
Continuing with the Soundtrack of Q’s life, here are the next ten covering the soundtrack of her 30’s:
1994 – All-4-One - I Swear
1995 – TLC – Waterfalls
1996 – Toni Braxton - You're Makin' Me High
1997 – Puff Daddy and Faith Evans feat. 112 - I'll Be Missing You
1998 – Brandy and Monica - The Boy Is Mine
1999 – Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle
2000 – 'N Sync - It's Gonna Be Me
2001 – Usher - U Remind Me
2002 – Nelly - Hot In Herre
2003 – Beyonce feat. Jay-Z - Crazy In Love
‡ listen to the rest of quistie's soundtrack
Chuck vs. the Sound of Music: Sixteen Going on Seventeen [x] more in this series