red (it's a colour)

I will always be physically stronger and better at video games than you

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

Sketches that will probably never be finished

Part 2

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YUMMMMM YUMMMMM YUMMY TASTY ART EATING THIS THE FUCK UP

i regret to inform u that the cigarette is backwards 😭😭 he’s eating tobacco flakes rn

[elaphocordyceps]

i farted ❤️

can you stop that

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hater

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“i can fix her” “i can make her worse” how dare you insinuate that my perfect girlfriend needs to be changed

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⚠️ this post contains mentions of my three favourite things: sex, blood, and horror ⚠️

…is the space: coming soon.

there’s something wrong in the college town New York moves out to. strange sightings of figures that only appear at night and vanish if looked at directly, stories of an old house that shows up on a random street and moves 3 days later, and a border of trees that is, frankly, fucking creepy.

fortunately, all of that can be ignored if you drink enough pink whitney and have enough lesbian sex.

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guys you locked me out of the house by accident :((( i checked under the flower pot for the spare key but they weren’t there :((( i was banging on all the windows and screaming and yelling but to no avail :((( anyway i broke a window and got back inside so i’m back!!

new fic coming soon. theyre all women. theyre insane too. utah is a crazy person. dont ask me about my other fics and WIPs or my frail body will deteriorate

[goldengay49]

Reminding y'all of this again

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you can have your hot takes but will you please go have them in a tag that makes sense and where you can engage in meaningful conversation about these things instead of the FANDOM TAG!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A LUNATIC!!!

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tattoossss :) just got the words done yesterday :)))) goin back on the 27th should i get bart simpson tattooed be honest

Bart Sipson?

obvi (top one)

obvi (bottom one)

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

[tacky-jack-with-a-hat]

I'm still ranking headcannons so give me your most evil hc

[freshwolfhell]

Evil you say?

Alright.

An AU I will never writ eor do is the one where Gov does truly act like the elite in the Government. Sexual... Problems included. We all heard the rumours, right?

I'm never gonna cross that evil line thank you very much.

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crazy to call this an evil headcanon LMAO this fandom has no idea how to handle serious issues this is sick

[halcyonlauren]

california does not bite to show affection

the

"girls when california" meme is about how

girls bite california bc they think he's cute

california is the bite-ey not the biter

[halcyonlauren]

also adding that california is a homosexual gay man the girls that bite him bc they think he's cute aren't doing it out of reciprocated attraction

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please i’m begging y’all this is what you sound like when you’re fighting in the trenches over the sexual identity of a landmass.

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obsessed w this everglades cretin

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There’s a pause in the moment before that lightning strikes the ground, enough hesitation for him to duck out while he can. Enough of a pause between blinking moments to cut his losses, enough of a quiet frozen breath to duck his head and stalk away.

He was never taught moderation, and by extension, he never learned how to feel without letting it consume him. He’s learned a barren expanse of blind woods and a biohazard on every playground, he’s learned the way you’re meant to act in the highest parts of a silent mountain that never seems to stop screaming.

Pennsylvania didn’t learn how to mourn.

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Somewhere, a boy in a motel doesn’t wake up. This is only the middle of his story.

Anyone else ever think ab the addiction crisis in the Appalachias and get emotional and sit down and write about it. Anyways this may be out on ao3 soon 🦀

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been makin a lot of images lately! tag urself i’m FEET?!?!?!?!?

it’s really difficult being hilarious, beautiful, and interesting all at the same time but someone’s gotta be the figurehead of this fandom’s awful images

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you join one ben brainard tiktok livestream and all of a sudden he’s agreeing with you that he’s a lab specimen im not joking when i say i HATE THIS FREAK!!!!!!! get out of here!!!!

he didn’t even see the part where i told him he looked like he could juggle well or that he looked like a substitute teacher harbouring a deep indescribable sadness :/

[lunearobservatory]

Something about mountains

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arent u forgetting someone

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Fuck you.

i’m stronger and faster than you and i always will be

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you will not be stronger or better than me at video games for long /threatening

you have no idea what im capable of

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WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME??????/POS

i’m full of dark matter & crud, both of which fuel my continued public mental degradation from sane member of society to god’s strongest shitposter