Boneyard

This used to be a predominantly writing based blog but now it's more of a random bits of writing when the mood strikes me, but mainly a fuck ton of fat positive, comic-related, and other nerdiness blog. .24 year old genderqueer person, fat and happy, and...

[segamascott]

[canadianguy-21]

[faeeeebaeeee]

Take up space 🌌

✨ my insta ✨

[feefal]

Synthetic biology

[gawki]

Fanciest Feast

[sharkkans]

[nipuni]

More Emmrich!

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon soon 😊

[lavenderprose]

Thank you God and also Jesus for giving Emmrich the most rizz of any character in this game. It would have been so easy to make the goth academic fifty-year-old the butt of every 'awkward loser' joke that anyone even slightly to the wrong side of nerdy has ever heard. Instead he's a fucking beacon of game in a sea of thirty somethings with crippling social issues. Neve says 'I love you' like someone is forcing her to do it at gunpoint, Davrin does nothing but hookups because he's decided he's constantly seven seconds away from death, Harding is repressed as fuck, and don't even get me STARTED on Lucanis. My man has cried through every orgasm he's ever had.

Meanwhile Emmrich's making wisps dance for Rook and taking them on romantic cemetery dates and making tender love to them in a COFFIN. He KNOWS Rook is into him and he immediately lets them know it. He's fun and funny because he likes dead things and books a bit too much but he can also look at you from across the room and stroke a finger over his mustache and you KNOW where you'll be sitting at the end of the night. Unambiguously this man fucks. Thank you for my life Sylvia Feketekuty.

[postcardsfromheapside]

Oh I know where I'll be sitting.

[askfordoodles]

"Young man, you cut that tsundere bullshit, I know what you're doing, I wasn't born yesterday." - Secret Brat Tamer Volkarin

[toritelling]

Emmrich Volkarin 💀💚

[mobius-art]

There goes ou magic-flinging skeleton son

[heyitsjaki]

Don’t judge me, Neve

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[shatterscarp]

This emmrich and neve banter man… very good

[vonspe]

doodling to get emmrook out of my system(its not working)

[werewolfcarl]

Always look your best! 💜💚🖤

[asphodelles]

la petite mort

[galedekarios]

i need you all to watch this because i took slightly more wary/incredulous options re: necromancy in my second playthrough and got the single most amazing dialogue in emmrich's romance:

emmrich: there are mysteries past our comprehension. something beyond the weft of magic or deepest fade. emmrich: when i'm fortunate, i spy suggestions of them here. rook: i do find the necropolis exciting—creepy! weird and creepy! emmrich: you astound me, rook. you have a distaste for the dead, the undead and necromancy. and yet... rook: where's this heading? emmrich: there's no shame in a little attraction to the forbidden, my darling. rook: pfft! what? like i want you to throw me over one of those fancy graves with skulls and flowers and floating spirits, and— and... rook: (clears throat) you're lucky i like you. emmrich: undoubtedly.

torn between second-hand embarrassement for rook digging his own grave (no pun intended) vs the hilarity of emmrich's knowing look i'm—

[kritzelpixel]

So ... I did that. 👀

Forgive my bad English - here is a bit background. uwu

This Rook is a Mourn Watch mage and also that kind of necromancer, people don't trust. And not only because he is a bit sassy. He's used to being alone, because he even creeps the other Mourn Watchers. He talks to spirits around him, even tho there are non. And yes, he sounds a little fanatic when he does that … speaking with himself, wandering around in his dark laboratory… So he plays with seen as creepy. Also, people think he is just a young brat, and so they don't take him seriously, thanks to his feminine features - he hated his face for that for a long time. Imagen being in your 30th and people still think, you are a child. (I mean, I have to deal with that all day long …)

But yeah… he also has waaaaay too much fun with a bone saw. Boy, please. Don't laugh like that, while you work on the dead … His creations are … creative, you could say. He is more of a necro-artist, designing the dead like they saw themselves. And well, that IS a bit creepy. Even as a Mourn Watcher. Did his eyes glow while cutting that man in half? Is that a normal smile or a "run as fast as you can" smile?

Only Varric was able to ground that "kid" and so Rook stopped being brassy (okay, not fully). And he also stopped beeing creepy on purpose (okay, not all the time).

And then he met Emmrich. Someone he only heard of - and from only hearing, actually disliked. A perfect image of a Mourn Watcher, he would never full fill. But this kind man … he never judged Rook, not even for a second. Flirting with him was a joke until Rook saw Emmrichs reaction. That look on his face. There was a hint of curiosity - a chance - a spark … So Rook got hooked thanks to his big mouth.

This short comic has no real story, I just wanted to draw something sweet ... uwu But it is not explicit.

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[proseburial]

I'm reviving this fucking account solely to post about the fucking peepaw that has a stranglehold on me byeeeee