[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

comic by @hausofdecline

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[ozempicofficial]

[greelin]

they should invent something that you can use to indicate you are turning or switching lanes in a vehicle

[cluttrbugs]

My office on a typical day, 2008

[sleepnoises]

i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

The Man Who Smiled So Much He Choked On A Grin & Died

[crazy-brazilian]

[wnwnmemo]

[proseltzer]

guys i redownloaded wattpad its over for everyone

[segamascott]

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[nudityandnerdery]

[itreallyatemyhand]

[deaddolin]

they thought my pronouns was a credit card.

[gunsandfireandshit]