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Theo/he/him/his 27

[dogpuppy]

[bones-clouds]

books i read in 2026:

"a deadly education"

naomi novik

"they wanted to be safe. it’s not that much to ask, it feels like. but we don’t have it to begin with, and to get it and keep it, they’d push another kid into the dark. one enclave would push another into the dark for that, too. and they didn’t stop at safety, either. they wanted comfort, and then they wanted luxury, and then they wanted excess, and every step of the way they still wanted to be safe, even as they made themselves more and more of a tempting target, and the only way they could stay safe was to have enough power to keep everyone off that wanted what they had."

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[rabbitsoverload]

You were warned…

[wolgerrswraith-deactivated20250]

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

[stephexmachina]

real talk tho ive seen ppl talk abt how long hair on men isn't intrinsically feminine & assuming so is racist can we get the same convo going for Black women w short hair can we start talking abt how short hair isn't intrinsically masculine or is that a step too far

[stephexmachina]

responses like these irk me so bad like oh u people really think femininity & masculinity exist in a raceless vacuum & that a racialized woman complaining about being labelled as masculine by white standards or a racialized man objecting to having white femininity projected onto him are just whiners or even bigots themselves.... like u really do think ur viewpoint is neutral huh. basically telling racialized people to quit whining & accept being misgendered + mislabelled + misperceived by white ppl w immense social power over u bc the right to have your identity respected ends the instant u have an ounce of melanin apparently..... fuck off & leave BIPOC aloneeee

[cringecorp]

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

sengi

wiggling my sengi

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

wiggling sengi wednesday

[sashayed]

imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

last guy to fuck with me got the shrink ray. still got him in my front pocket just to hear his screams. feed him one cheerio a week

[juan-republic]

You need to give him an orange slice or something too else he'll develop scurvy

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

what can i say, i love to watch em wither

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[papayajuan2019]

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[some-stars]

absolutely wild to me that people are still talking about the gay ear, that was a topic of heated debate among middle school boys in the late 90s and it warms my heart to discover that to this day no one has the slightest clue what the answer is

[some-stars]

it was especially great because at the time, it was very fashionable and sexy for young guys to have one pierced ear, AS LONG AS it was the correct ear. and the correct ear was different depending on location, subculture, ethnicity, which music videos were currently popular, the phase of the moon.... the anxiety must've been overwhelming but it was extremely funny to watch

[wiskie]

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

[wetheurban]

You are easy to love. And anyone would be lucky to experience your heart.