Funny in a Fucked Up Way

My name's Charlie. I'm a 23 year old trans man, 2 1/2 years on hormones, who suffers from PTSD and severe depression. I love giant robots, drugs, video games of all kinds, and I'm a writer who has a love/hate relationship with writing. I don't stand for hate in any form and don't associate with people without healthy boundaries. *coughtumblrcough* Hit me up! I love talking to and meeting new people. I know a little about a lot and I like listening. I write fanfiction for those who ask, though no one does anymore. I need a pairing, theme, or something but I can write it. I will no longer be writing Slenderman/Creepypasta NSFW. (Open)

[zetabrarian]

All I know is my dash is 90% more nudity than ever before, now.

[grumpyfaceurn]

we got no jobs, no future, no planet or economy or society that haven’t been fucked up by the generations before us, but you know what we have tons of? 

Spite.

[zetabrarian]

This is beautiful and true.

[thecollectibles]

Racing by Valera Lutfullina

[macchiahoe]

this is one of the creatures that you imagined running alongside the car when you were a little kid

[cofficionado]

[jvlioo]

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

[holyxxx3]

the very fat and very soft mecha king of junkertown

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[kaijuno]

“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

NPR just went, “They’re poor, Harold.”

[rochasaurus-deactivated20211230]

People got some shit to say about Mothra.

[atomic-crusader]

they shouldn’t

[hedorahtheblogmonster]

[virovac]

I kinda want to know the designer’s reaction to this.

[asian-folk-wardrobe]

[butterflyinthewell]

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

[coffeefrenchandhistory]

These. 

These are two of the most powerful moments in the X-Men movies. This is how you define Magneto. A man scarred and impacted by what he endured in the camps. A man who endured the unendurable. 

I never saw him as a villain. I never saw him as a monster. I saw him as a man who wanted to do everything - to move heaven and earth - to keep his people safe. 

[aeonlamb]

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

How to Make Yourself Do What You Don’t Want To Do

1. Rather than listening to the voice in your head that is screaming “I hate this; I don’t want to do this” think about why it is a GOOD thing to do.

2. Instead of trying to pretend that you don’t feel this way, accept that you are feeling very blah and negative.

3. Don’t think about results and how well you think you’ll do, as this could raise your feelings of anxiety and fear, just think about “right now” and the first thing you can do.

4. Accept that life is tough, and is full of things that suck – but recognise that doing hard stuff is better in the end. You’ll likely have more choices and freedom, if you do.

5. Just do a little bit for now – then give yourself a proper break – then go back and do some more – and soon you’ll find you’re in the flow.

6. Don’t allow your mind to wander and think of other things. Stay focused for that short time – and then stop, and have fun.

[bunbunbunni]

The Lego Movie has big *brick energy for doing this and I’m thankful

***Edit: Don’t know how or why this got so popular, my phone never notified me that this blew up so much?? and I’ve been busy at work but lol thanks to the people who reblog w/ sweet stories of getting to watch it that day it’s rlly adorable and my fav part of this silly post getting popular

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If an apocalypse happens this time of the year, then the wasteland will be littered with holiday decorations forever.

[terflies]

Transphobes on Twitter have started the tag #TransMenAreNotWomen.

No, that’s not a typo.