#𝑷𝑹𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑺 . an independent , private & selective roleplay blog for RICK SANCHEZ of rick and morty . canon compliant , headcanon influenced . written by eve ( 25 ; she / they ) . 18 + followers only !
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@prtals
#𝑷𝑹𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑺 . an independent , private & selective roleplay blog for RICK SANCHEZ of rick and morty . canon compliant , headcanon influenced . written by eve ( 25 ; she / they ) . 18 + followers only !
google doc . playlist .
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐘𝐏𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝑰 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔?
with diane, i love you, i've always loved you, i will always love you / with others, i hate you (i love you)
i love you, i've always loved you, i will always love you. it's commitment, it's devotion, it goes often without saying, but is felt nonetheless. it's accepting that you would travel to hell and back for them if they asked and knowing that they would do the same for you. it's an old ache, long after they've burrowed deep into your chest and settled there like a weight- grounding, an anchor point. even when you're apart, you can still feel the shape of them, it's like phantom pain. neither of you can help but succumb to the other's gravity, yet neither of you fear the collision. it means that you trust them, that they make you feel safe, that they feel like home.
i hate you (i love you). this is said with a sort of disbelief, that you can't believe you love this person, that you could never have imagined they would make you feel such affection and fondness for them. they're a little shit, the most ridiculous person you've ever met, and you would absolutely die for them. you say "i hate you," and they just shoot you that stupid grin of theirs. maybe they throw it back at you. neither of you has to say "i love you," to know that you do, it goes without saying.
tagging: @mettatoniic, @jeezricks, @hazbinxdisaster, @isgcd, @ceratioid, @vercsika, anyone who wants to steal it <3
‘ ha bloody ha, murdoc’s a perv. listen, mate, m’looking at a TWAT right now— you— and it’s doing nothing for me … ‘
@prtals
❛❛ wow , really don’t , don’t know how i’ll survive the 𝑾𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 you just inflicted with that zinger . y - you better breathe on it , y’know , ‘cause 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 oughta disinfect it . ❜❜
❛❛ th - the fuck are you supposed to be , anyway ? a 𝐂𝐔𝐓 extra from a 1980s mcdonalds commercial ? ugly ass british motherfucker the clown ? ❜❜
dark radiohead im a normal person. i’m average. i know exactly what i’m doing here i feel like i belong here
affirmations to tell yourself when you walk inside a store
Anis Mojgani, In the Pockets of Small Gods
self harm is paradoxical
i do it because i think i deserve pain
but within pain there is euphoria that i do not deserve
and with euphoria in pain there is shame that i do deserve
❛ i'm having some — trouble ! with this equation . help me out , would you ? ❜ from @ceratioid . ‛ 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 ‚ always accepting .
(x^2 + y^2 – 1)^3 ! it’s written right there on his whiteboard , unassuming to most , sickly sweet to him . he can appreciate the cleverness , and maybe the sweetness too on better days at least ; but he can’t recall doing anything to make the demon think he could ever want this kind of 𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑪 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 sprung at him . it leaves a bad taste in his mouth and worse things bouncing around in his head . ❛❛ real c - cute , bax . ❜❜ he keeps his expression carefully neutral , and his tone likewise ; he can’t encourage this . there might be more . ironically , considering his company , the thought makes him want to fucking drown himself . he could say something , 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 . he could get mean , make sure this never happens again , make sure there’s no misunderstanding ; he isn’t worth this kind of crap , these things , he doesn’t want them , baxter should not give them to him . ❛❛ but y - you know , i’m not really into , into this kinda stuff . ❜❜ he stares down right into the face of baxter’s faltering enthusiasm and suddenly , fervently wants to blow his own brains out . or at least have another drink . he even takes his flask out just to have something else to look at , just to do something with his hands . ❛❛ and shit , i - i mean , you don’t need to ... flirt with me , or whatever , y - you know ? i’m already into ... this thing . biggest fan of your , your brain 𝐀𝐍𝐃 your pussy right here , baby . ❜❜
❛ not to be a dick or anything , but you have been kind of a whore . ❜ from @animatedxdisaster‘s morty . ‛ 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 ‚ accepting .
❛❛ look , would , would you please ... ❜❜ he pauses , has to reformulate his thoughts ; he hasn’t been this close to hungover in a good fifteen years or so . and it’s not even the alcohol that has him so out of it ; more so the multiple sleepless nights , an absolute fuckton of drugs being cleared out of his system , and the gut clenching awareness of how he didn’t really want to leave . not yet , anyway . but he did , he’s going , he’s gone . ❛❛ y - you gotta 𝑮𝑶 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀 on grandpa , morty . ❜❜ the shades he’d borrowed don’t do shit except turn everything pink ; he’s sitting with his eyes closed , collapsed in his seat like the bag of bones his little weekend bender has left him feeling like . his insides feel fucking liquified , and he doesn’t feel like figuring out the alcohol to jizz ratio of that sensation . still , he cracks his eyes open again to look over at his grandson , wishes he had the energy to curl up in his seat so he could finally sleep . but at least he doesn’t have to get them the rest of the way home . ❛❛ th - thanks for driving . i , uh . i owe you one , buddy . ❜❜
is there a god at the bottom of the bottle?
my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom
mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.
i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms
“hey, why are you here for ?” “everythin”
i've taken that moral alignment test that's been going around twice for rick now and he got chaotic neutral and then chaotic evil which. i mean y
❛ i don’t mean to be an asshole . it’s just genetic . ❜ from @jeezricks . ‛ 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 ‚ accepting .
❛❛ oh 𝑾𝑶𝑾 , better watch it . i - i might throw my back out if you make me , make me laugh my ass off , you little fucking comedian . ❜❜ his apathy is audible , tone deadpan as he makes a point out of 𝐍𝐎𝐓 appreciating the dig . at the end of all things said lies the truth ; that he never knows what to fucking say to any morty that isn’t his own . but it’s always easy to think of something 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 ; they’re all the same , ungrazed by the golden touch that is his own presence in their lives . or he tells himself something along those lines , anyway .
there is nothing pathetic about being a sheep left untouched by the wolf , and he knows it ; just can’t let himself think about it for too long . he thinks about how there’ll always be a wolf for each of them eventually , somehow , some day , instead . he might as well 𝑩𝑰𝑻𝑬 𝑵𝑶𝑾 and call it mercy . ❛❛ guess it’s a good thing jerry had to get involved . i - if you’d gotten any of the balls or the charisma too ... ❜❜ he pauses to belch , just for effect . just to be an asshole . ❛❛ y - you might’ve been 𝑱𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝑬 . ❜❜
truly is a different experience to write a character who specifically is into people who look as inhuman as possible
❛ you can’t tell me i’m not allowed to touch something and then expect me to actually listen . i’m ten . ❜ from @brgrchld . ‛ 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 ‚ always accepting .
❛❛ y - yeah , 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲 was i thinking ? ❜❜ his tone drips sarcasm , the implication clear ; there are , obviously , ten year olds who would listen . ❛❛ my bad . but hey , if you press a button on th - that thing you’re holding or drink , drink some shit you shouldn’t , i’m sure it’ll be fine . ❜❜ the way he drags the last word out as unpleasantly as possible leaves his throat full of air and he burps up a 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐋 , 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 at the end , but that’s nothing new . he stops working for a moment , forehead wrinkles creasing deeper as he tries to remember something he’s definitely forgotten . ❛❛ your parents have m - more kids , right ? ❜❜