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>:3 24/ ace lesbian

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[oulious]

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[thesanityclause]

Over 10 years ago I drew this mother naga with her kid and a bowl of gulab jamun, and I was blown away to see people still reblogging it and saying kind things here. I decided to draw a sequel, the PTA (People That are Anacondas) meeting is over, and she finally gets to have some gulab jamun. c: I really hope this cheers you up some.

[animatedamerican]

My first reaction: she finally gets to have some!!

My second reaction: oh gosh they're holding tails in the second picture okay I need to reblog this.

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[homunculus-argument]

I will not elaborate.

[weedsandwishes]

@sergle is correct

[ominous-signs]

the need for blood is rising.

Official ominous sign

[theglitterking2005]

[ominous-signs]

Feel the blood on your skin

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[fuchsianreactor]

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

[selkypostergirl]

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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#descending

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[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[satan-offical]

Rating some of my recent one liners:

"You'll find out when you're older" said when someone asks a question that they'll know the answer to in like two weeks, 7/10, gets a laugh but gets old after five times

"Is the ground okay?" said when someone trips or drops something, 5/10, overused and slightly overrated

"It's okay, I forgive you" said when someone explains something about themselves or just generally says anything (E.G: "Yeah I haven't gone to the gym in a while" "It's okay I forgive you"), 10/10, everyone loves this, no notes

[i-am-a-fish]

I am sick. this sucks balls. my will is made of iron but my immune system couldn't keep up. I'm going to eat a pop tart and sulk for the rest of the day

[i-am-a-fish]

I had a creatively enriching day instead. can't even sulk right