psych high school au where shawn claims he had a psychic vision to get out of detention once and three years later this bites him in the ass big time when his way-out-of-his-league mildly-insane straight-a's cheerleader crush juliet ohara corners him at lunch one day and begs him to please please please tell her if the boy she likes likes her back. shawn, in the depths of despair, stalling wildly, claims that he cant get a read on the situation unless he knows more about The Guy. juliet starts listing characteristics. vague at first but getting progressively more specific. 30 minutes in & juliets laser beaming her eyes at his forehead like she wants them to mind meld so they can both be put out of her misery and shawn still has not. figured out that its him. in fact hes becoming increasingly convinced (cemented by juliet under great duress offering the initials of The Guys first and last name with one eye twitching) that shes in love w scott seaver, that one goody-two-shoes senior on the football team. this goes on for all of lunch and third period spare. gus wants to die. juliet wants to kill shawn and then herself, in that order.
