Another One Bites The Dad

[triangleguy]

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

[isawken]

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

[kensawyou]

what’s a henway?

[isawken]

ABOUT 3 TO 5 POUNDS!!!!

[corporationkills]

now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

[morganaconda]

this type of troy barnes line delivery

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[dragongirlsweetie]

the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons

[flipchild]

I stink of sweat

Caught this from the crick. Bout a 4 pounder

[cute-catts]

[cavegirlpoems]

early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)

early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia

early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[fandomfishbish]

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

[ouroborosorder]

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

[ouroborosorder]

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

[brbgensokyo]

this is how it looks to get the thigh nasty from an elf that hasnt showered in a week

[brbgensokyo]

Elf thigh got me busting so loud people think theres a gnoll camp in this forest

[segamascott]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[frankiedotbiz]

she turnin on my timmy… nine months later we some fairly odd parents

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur