-responsible one: âtime for Christmas shoppingâ that one delinquent: âsteal stuffâ
-âno we are not stealingââ *switches out* delinquent: âhehehehehehehâ
-âi told you to wash the dogâ âno you told me to mop the houseâ âyes and wash the dogâ ???????
-âI wanna cook letâs make dinnerâ âtoo bad Iâm fronting now and Iâm gonna eat stale crackers insteadâ
-âI need to peeâ âthen get up and goâ âdonât wannaâ âoh my fucking godâ
-roasting one another while someone is talking
-roasting people in the outerworld and the current fronter trying not to laugh
-alter: *tells joke* alter you didnât know was there: *laughs* literally the entire system: đđđ
-that one alter that is just so clumsy...?
-âcold. Blanketsâ âNO. HOT. NO BLANKETâ
-having alters with Touretteâs/stutters/accents and being accused of faking it đđ§đđ§đ
-âhair long. Pull on it when having sexy timeâ âno. Hair short. Pull on other person hair having sexy timeâ âIâm asexual. No sexy timeâ
-male alter that doesnât mind an AFAB body and jiggles The Boobiesâ˘ď¸ for fun
-that one alter that is just always horny asf and just jacks off every time they front
-that one alter that is sex repulsed and gags at the sight of the sexy Fanart the horny alter drew
-alter: I donât like chocolate. Singlet: ok. *little who loves chocolate fronts and eats the chocolate* singlet: I thoughtâ little: Shh no talkie only chocy
-having 30+ alters and STILL having nobody wanting to front so the body can exercise
-âgo on Tâ âno wear a push-up braâ âI like this shirtâ âno itâs itchyâ âlacy pantiesâ âabsolutely notâ *eventually goes back to bed Bc we gave up*
-that One Alter that makes inspirational speeches all the time (and The Delinquent doing something stupid in the background)
-âBITCH LASAGNAââ âSTOP ITâ
-two alters having it out for one another
âI have a song for youâ âwhat is itâ *plays WAP* âIâm going to kill youâ