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Order coffee before 9am or the cloud monster may find you

Signs of a werewolf: does not even lift

Prepare for blanket weather. I dare you

I turn one today! I bet you're older than me

There are many people eating cake today. If one of them is you you should probably put that fork down. Use a spoon instead. It's a messy one

The abyss knows all. The abyss is your cat. It knows all because you talk to it about everything. GG cat

They say slipping on bananas is fake and only happens in movies. Not for you

Never drink something you didn't see made. Especially if it's green

Be as mean as you want to the warlock though. He can't harm you unless the witch already has your shadow

Be nice to your local witch or she'll steal your shadow

Tumblr is the hell child the fae gave up for adoption. Prove me wrong

Have you heard of the Bermuda triangle recently? No? Have you stopped to wonder why?

Hey guess what, if a ceo contacts you about writing music for a famous musician on insta... yeah they aren't a ceo. Rip you

Don't stand under that tree. It's been sunny but lightening doesn't care about your science

Embrace the dice goblin and buy the shiny clickclack things

The next time you talk to a customer service rep make sure you remember to take deep breaths and count to 10

Yeet your problems away. And then spend the rest of the day instantly regretting it

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