[planetafiyu]

[cursesyourbloodline]

[official-lucifers-child]

[tinymoththing]

[falllpoutboy]

Us (2019, dir Jordan Peele)

[dndeactivated]

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

[helloitsbees]

she is correct

[whitepeopletwitter]

[s1eepless]

[sergle]

evie & the poppies!

[redact-a-blog]

[tyleroakley]

Finally, I can be me.

[aidashakur]

[unclefather]

[whipplefilter]

I AM A MASTER OF DISGUISE

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[bluehairedspidey]

wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon

adhdoof

[chaifootsteps]

#this is literally how I talk

[mitski-miyawakis]

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.

[slothful-rabbit]

The fact that I would be doofenshmirtz, to a fucking T, in this scene killed something inside me

[crowpierrot]

haha. dat me.

[joyfultimetravelbanana]

This is literally me talking 

[sirobvious]

Creepypasta titles are either like “The Watcher” or something like “Why You Should Never Take Your Girlfriend To The Basement Of An Abandoned Military Amusement Park In Wisconsin Between The Hours Of 5:00 PM And 11:00 PM”

[kokkuri3]

1. Anime title localized for Western audiences

2. Isekai

[psycho--ghost]

my hair is tragic, i got a really bad cut, i need some lesbian haircut inspo

[asras-wife]

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

[thisisnoise5]

[isomaruuuu]

Pumpkin girl