I am my target audience

he/him, i sure do think i'm funny; should i ever get tumblr famous my soundcloud is soundcloud.com/dannekannohen i have a few sideblogs: apollosbirthdayplaylist.tumblr.com getinthefuckingrobotshinji.tumblr.com philcollinsmemes.tumblr.com truthologyandhammerthrowing.tumblr.com kankenwagen.tumblr.com

[psycho-linguist]

This is from 2020 when I should have taken time off, didn't, but had a revelation anyway

[mewwon]

detective fierce is literally on the case

[uredrunk]

[chrispineofficial]

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

[chrispineofficial]

i’m obsessed with you. shall we get married

[segamascott]

congratulations i want to suck your penis

[fairyinthetrees]

dni i'm very busy questioning every decision i've ever made in my entire life and it's gonna take a while

[triviallytrue]

Can't tell you how frequently I encounter posts on here for people with entirely opposite issues to me

[weevil-mastermind]

[tramontane-fire]

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

[tramontane-fire]

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[infectiouspiss]

[energyprison]

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

[radatav]

[apollosbirthdayplaylist]

The Dresden Dolls - Necessary Evil (Tailor's Version)

[psycho-linguist]

, and i do not use this reaction image lightly,

[psycho-linguist]

Oh my, oh my, I just have got to say, I am indeed quite partial to consuming an alcohol. If I may do say so myself, acquiring and subsequently ingesting an alcohol as mediated through a beverage containing the such may be tantamount to substantial pleasure over the course of one's evening, in all particularity, mine.

[psycho-linguist]

Moreover, broadening the scope of such goings-on my means of various flavor combinations truly carry the potential for quite extravagant amusement, might I add.

[psycho-linguist]

Oh my, oh my, I just have got to say, I am indeed quite partial to consuming an alcohol. If I may do say so myself, acquiring and subsequently ingesting an alcohol as mediated through a beverage containing the such may be tantamount to substantial pleasure over the course of one's evening, in all particularity, mine.

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions