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YOU ARE THE REASON
Three Goblin Art
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macklin celebrini has autism
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Kaledo Art

roma★
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
AnasAbdin
d e v o n
Cosmic Funnies
styofa doing anything
noise dept.

Origami Around

shark vs the universe

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@psychoanalyzes
Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!
Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil
i don’t think i could have a bodyguard w/o falling in love with them
open doors for me
buff
quiet/stoic
focused on my well-being and safety at all times
tall + good posture
lean down to whisper at me
will not hesitate to punch creeps
can and will literally shield me with his whole body
“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…
i love dominant men but at the same time if a man tells me what to do i’ll bodyslam him
Playing with a dowel that fell on the floor lol. He just wandered in after lunch and stayed there. Hung out with us for like 3 hours. Was a very interesting day.
His little people hands!!!
what the actual fuck
Men don’t know women can pee
ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System
this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming
People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused 👌
Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays
White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”
White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”
Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging
neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨
cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺
men: I identify as male.
Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch
atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion
Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)
nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries
Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?
this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it
This post is perfection across the board.
feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes
Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!
Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus
Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!
that tree isn’t high enough stupid!
me as a bat
I’m in love with this bat
“fuck it, good enough.”
inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK
self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there
it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn