Dr. Amy Perkins, M.D.

Head Psychiatrist @ Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

INTRODUCTION POST!!!!

hi! my name’s dr. amy perkins! i’ve lived in new jersey my entire life—hoboken to be specific— but dr. cuddy offered me the job as head psychiatrist, and i moved to princeton!

i’m 32 (born september 18th), and i’m a virgo!

flower: lotus

music: jazz & soft rock

pastimes: reading, yoga, dancing, crosswords, organizing, psychoanalyzing my co-workers

relationship status: single

movies i LOVE: all the star wars films (except the sequels 😬), lord of the rings, and cheesy rom-coms

ice cream flavor: coffee or cookies and cream

coffee order: a medium vanilla bean latte with 2% & and a blueberry muffin

a few fun facts about me!!!:

- i play the cello

- i’m half italian

- i have a border collie named george and an orange cat named tangerine

- i’m very sensitive ☹️

- i love to bake and make candies!!!

i hope to make some new friends and get adjusted to my life here in princeton!!!

ooc: my name is kara (she/her) and this is my oc, dr. amy perkins!

i have a million ocs, and I AM NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL! i’ve only taken one intro to psych class lolz, so i’m not very knowledgable.

@karastxnks is my main :)

link to her pinterest board:

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(this is my first ever oc roleplay account, so sorry if this isn’t a very good intro...)

peace and love!!! <333

[misanthropemd]

keep hanging out outside the psychiatry wing and you’ll understand why some of the nurses think you think of me as a friend…

not someone who’s trying to score pills…

-dr. amy perkins

You're imagining things. I have enough pills. I've been with Wilson all day.

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

right… and i have enough plants

[misanthropemd]

Love Island is basically where a bunch of idiots get together and lie to each other so they can f around

Sounds like my kinda TV

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

it’s horrendous, but cameron and i watch it in my office all the time.

i do my work, i swear.

[misanthropemd]

I don't care whether you do your job or not, I will be watching this on company time

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

come to my office and watch it with us then!

it’s fun :)

[misanthropemd]

New hiding place unlocked

[juliahouse]

Can I come too? This crap is BOOOORRRINNNGGGGUHH.

[misanthropemd]

Nope. You're serving your time.

[juliahouse]

AM NOT! You said you were going to have a meeting with the school today!!

[misanthropemd]

I am. Later. I'm making Wilson come with me and he got meetings all morning.

[juliahouse]

dad, youre being dramatic

[misanthropemd]

No, dramatic is crashing your teacher's car. This is self-preservation. I get to play the gay card.

[juliahouse]

.... I stole your cane..

[misanthropemd]

I am going to disown you.

[juliahouse]

I dropped your vicodin off in your office with the cane.

[misanthropemd]

Thin ice.

[juliahouse]

The one thing I didn't get from you, actually two things, was your shit leg and your height. The ice doesn't care about me, it cares about you.

And why the hell is there an empty bag of gram crackers in the Diagnostics room?

[misanthropemd]

I didn't even get my shit leg genetically. Stay short.

I got hungry?

[juliahouse]

.....

fine. I dropped off 5 vicodin bottles, that'll last you a week at least.

[misanthropemd]

How many pills do you think I take? How did you even get them?! Actually I don't want to know.

[juliahouse]

like, 5-8 a day. And I got them from the pharmacy--where else? I also got some amphetamines so if anyone needs a pick-me-up, I got some stuff.

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

you can hang out with us ;)

your dad knows nothing. he’s just grouchy.

[misanthropemd]

Love Island is basically where a bunch of idiots get together and lie to each other so they can f around

Sounds like my kinda TV

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

it’s horrendous, but cameron and i watch it in my office all the time.

i do my work, i swear.

[misanthropemd]

I don't care whether you do your job or not, I will be watching this on company time

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

come to my office and watch it with us then!

it’s fun :)

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

EVERYONE!!!

i am available for consults, questions about psychiatry and psychology, as well as personal inquiries.

please send them into my inbox. i will read every. single. one. i am very thorough.

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

tangerine (my orange cat) just knocked my favorite mug onto the kitchen floor.

george (my border collie) just sat there and watched as i cleaned it up, then proceeded to get the zoomies and knock over my massive spider plant.

…i love my life.

[memendoemori-deactivated2025020]

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

[misanthropemd]

Love Island is basically where a bunch of idiots get together and lie to each other so they can f around

Sounds like my kinda TV

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

it’s horrendous, but cameron and i watch it in my office all the time.

i do my work, i swear.

[misanthropemd]

do you think i would win on love island?

why are all the youngins on there… i’m 32!!! why is that old to them?

that kenzie girl scares me, though

-dr amy perkins, m.d.

What is Love Island?

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

stupid old man is lost about pop culture, and beautiful young psychiatrist goes on love island and wins 100k

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

watched that love island show that cameron and a few residents were talking about…

why can’t we get a 32 year old psychiatrist with a love for the cello on there?

i’m more interesting than the girl with the crazy blue eyes.

she freaks me out.

[misanthropemd]

i had fun with you smoking in my car on friday… and that you said that you liked the grateful dead (which i didn’t expect).

we should do it again sometime. not as a date or anything… 👀

-NOT dr. amy perkins

Lies and deceit. This did not happen. ;)

[lgbtqiatext]

[misanthropemd]

House,

Someone has informed me that a certain psychiatrist has a crush on you.

While I do not know if this is true, I think you should be warned.

-Dr. Allison Cameron

What, are you jealous?

Who doesn't want a piece of this?

[psychoanalyzingperkins]

THESE ARE LIES!!! who in the hell are you getting your information from, cameron???

this doesn’t concern you.

i’ll have you know, i’m getting over my relationship with an er attending, so i’m not in the mood for a relationship right now.

[nar0art]

Happy Pride Monthh!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[soukeyeartz]

pride tie pride tie

[misanthropemd]

house, can you please save me from my clients today… i know how good you are about getting out of things

-perkins

Consult required in Diagnostics.

[misanthropemd]

meet me in my office after work. i have some grateful dead cd’s to set the mood….

-NOT amy perkins (again)

See you later.

[misanthropemd]

hey, you wanna smoke after work???

-NOT amy perkins 👀👀👀

Don't tell Cuddy or Wilson. But yes.