psychopathic-sapphic

how did you get here and what do you want

[psychopathic-sapphic]

oh to be a rich person

i want a house under a hill where i walk out and i can take a dip in my pool surrounded by vegetation and fruit. i want a small library to cuddle up in on cold days. i want a koi pond in my living room. i want a rich but simple life.

[internethistory]

[jiinkxed]

Who is she

[psychopathic-sapphic]

and how does she look better than me

[pukicho]

If I lived on the top of a mountain, any mountain, I would let it get to my head, I’d be king, no one would be able to kill me. Mountain climbers would attempt to reach the peak, but I would simply be there, large stone in hand, ready to blot those suckers off my mountain.

[dorklesblog]

I’ll get a helicopter

[pukicho]

Large stone beats helicopter. Next

[festivenatural-deactivated20250]

I have a larger stone.

[pukicho]

I can’t compete with that

[psychopathic-sapphic]

HE HAS BEEN DEFEATED. BOW TO YOU MASTER. 7FROGSINATRENCHCOAT, COME FORTH AND RECEIVE YOUR PLACE ON THE THRONE

[pukicho]

If I lived on the top of a mountain, any mountain, I would let it get to my head, I’d be king, no one would be able to kill me. Mountain climbers would attempt to reach the peak, but I would simply be there, large stone in hand, ready to blot those suckers off my mountain.

[dorklesblog]

I’ll get a helicopter

[pukicho]

Large stone beats helicopter. Next

[psychopathic-sapphic]

what if i throw a small child at you?

[pukicho]

Going to butt-ass surgery :(

[zoomane]

You ok?

[pukicho]

Yeah it’s sadly, too handsome, will be replacing it with open advertising space

[psychopathic-sapphic]

damn

[yearningsaphic]

imagine this... a girl wanting to date me

[yearningsaphic]

i'm officially dating anyone who reblogs this post. no exceptions. you all have a girlfriend now.

[psychopathic-sapphic]

pm me???? maybe????

[animatedtext]

requested by scopic-copacetic

[psychopathic-sapphic]

LITERALY BET

[psychopathic-sapphic]

a lady raised her voice at me today

so i work in my mom’s small print shop and today we had a lady come in asking for a notary. i said “ok” and called up the notary guy. he wasn’t available so she got upset. i was like “oh sorry he isnt available” and she was like “well you told me he would be available yesterday???”

oh let me give you some background yesterday she called and was like “oh can i get a notary tomorrow at 5?” and i was like “ya” so that’s why i remembered her from yesterday

so anyway she started to raise her voice and im naturally very sensitive so i started to well up and blush but i dont think she noticed. she said “this isnt very professional” and left like bitch im a teenager wtf do you expect????

[rommunism-deactivated20201016]

petition against the machine

[rommunism-deactivated20201016]

file a complaint against the machine

[rommunism-deactivated20201016]

grumble about the machine

[pizzaworms]

email your local congressman about the machine

[rommunism-deactivated20201016]

vote for the better of two evils in the machine

[metapianycist]

create a committee to discuss the machine

[psychopathic-sapphic]

exile the machine

[psychopathic-sapphic]

IM TIRED OF SEEING RANTS ON MY TIMELINE

GIMME SHITPOST

[sapphroses]

in case any of u forgot, im pretty

[psychopathic-sapphic]

god damn right

[stimman4000]

people thinking they’re trans and then deciding they aren’t:

-happens sometimes

-means are in a comfortable enough space where they can question their identity and arrive at a conclusion that works for them

-often find our new things about themselves and how they express and relate to their gender

-doesn’t mean there’s some hidden force trying to make people trans

-is not an excuse to make hrt and surgeries harder to access

-is not a reason to deny trans people a safe, comfortable, supportive environment to be who they are

[psychopathic-sapphic]

a few months ago, i thought i was experiencing dysphoria. did some research and discovered there is a fine line between dysphoria and dysmorphia. I almost crossed it but i didnt uvu

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

greek mythology really is full of uh, women metamorphosing into monsters and inanimate objects just to get away from aggressive men huh

[psychopathic-sapphic]

my brother just said “im glad they can’t do that in real life” and walked away and thoughts???

[animeadult]

ppl are so interested in aliens but how would they expect to learn about cultures from different planets/solar systems if they can’t even accept different cultures on ya own damn planet from your own damn species

[psychopathic-sapphic]

i want to learn alien bellydancing

[korrafitness]

Happy take your muscles on a date to the gym day

[korrafitness]

Did you know.. every time someone tags this as “i’m gay” the stronger I become

[korrafitness]

THIS POST IS 1 YEAR OLD 😱😱

[korrafitness]

HEY GAYS WE MADE IT

[trippymockingquake]

Damn she’s beautiful

[satan-and-i-know-it]

[psychopathic-sapphic]

she  s t r o n k

[farmerworm]

girls hmu. not looking for anything serious, just a wife and kids and a house

[psychopathic-sapphic]

do you want my paypal or sum i go by the hour

[anarchismwillwin]

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

[oppressionisntrad-blog]

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

[tattoosfade]

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

[admthrawn]

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty things.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

theft for many is survival in this system and taking away from multi-billion dollar companies that are a part of the oppressive capitalist system

[vegan-lavellan-deactivated20210]

I love this post so much. Like, an unbelievable amount. 

[liamgalgey]

And they say there’s no honour among thieves.

[modernsuperhero]

There’s honour among honourable thieves. A thief is still a person, with the capability for good and bad, just like everyone else. The moment someone assumes either good or bad of someone, they perpetuate that belief into reality. 

[bluemoonlove518]

Never been a big part of this myself but I approve and shall pass it on

[psychopathic-sapphic]

does this work with grey parrots