My Twisted Little Thoughts

Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand.

[herbivorinne]

My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! S1xE10

[catchymemes]

[amateur]

[amateur]

(Via)

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[thetursithan]

Well done...👏👏👏

[sexygoofball]

🥰

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[poetrylesbian]

would give anything to be invited to this

[aquilacalvitium]

Girl's night

[luisonte]

Pintando con lego

[kittenscatsfeed]

Source

[ruinedchildhood]

When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅

[burningsilence]

PLEASE HIS LITTLE FACE 🥹

[the-big-mood]

[dogposts]

alright im tired now.

[everythingfox]

(via)

[baradragon]

[the-quasar-hero]

[beardedmrbean]

A skilled artisan is a joy to witness

[zoi-no-miko]

Yo every single step of this is SO FUCKING HARD 

THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO FUCK IT UP

I JUST

[nyquilnap]

my man went for it

[kemeeley-deactivated20200120]

hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

[mostlydeadcowboy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

[apocalypticvalraven]

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

[swan2swan]

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.