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Hey Happy birthday dear friend ^^ (hug)
;w; Thank you so much! *hugs back*
Have an early holiday present on me (๑・ω-)~♥”
Christmas edition bbys to celebrate their freedom from “new home”. Please take good care of them ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
Group 1, Group 2
Today’s My Birthday..
Well, it’s December 10th (NOT CHRISTMAS, lol), that's another 365 days of surviving.. And boy did a lot happen this year. got separated from my friend, married a man who turned out to be the worst choice possible (still need to divorce him but that requires money and some other things..), wound up homeless, was raped during those months, found sanctuary for about a month in Texas (a nice breather, but not what I truly seek), then was forcibly dragged to the Carolinas where my adventures on my own began with escaping ANOTHER rapist who also happens to be blood related to me, and now have to put up with the rest of my manipulative blood relatives until I can somehow get an education and escape from the VERY house I started in. My, my I've been busy. Literally the only beings that have helped me keep my sanity through all this are what few friends I have left.. Let's see how the next 365 day loop is gonna go.. But for those of you who have been kind to me through all this.. to all of those who have supported me through this suffering and give me hope that not everyone is bad and out to do nothing but be evil to one another... Thank you SO much.. I hope I can plow through all this and FINALLY live peacefully, doing what I love for a living: being around animals and making my own lil family AWAY from my blood relatives. Someday, if I work hard enough and keep hanging on, I'm sure it will happen..
My favorite hobby is coming up with weird antics that the pines and friends could get into
(This includes Pacifica and Gideon if they are befriended after weirdmagedon as well as candy and Grenda)
For example:
When Wendy finally gets her drivers license they do donuts in the mystery shack parking lot. Dipper throws up.
After that incident they all het shopping carts and they tie them together with rope, and then at the very front is the car that drives them as they sit in the carts. They go through town doing this.
Have a silly string fight that is so hardcore that makes the entire town the battlefield. Silly string bombs are made, so are dummies made to look like themselves for sneak attacks. Wendy wins.
Have a movie night that includes everyone but it just ends up turning into a HUGE popcorn fight. It takes everyone a week to get the popcorn smell off them. And years later Stan still finds random popcorn in his living room.
All of the kids trying to find some random monster and then just taking selfies with it after finding out the monster is totally chill.
Taking the shopping carts from before, finding the biggest incline they can find and have a race.
Play hide and go seek in the forest. Again Wendy wins. Candy comes in second.
Singing karaoke and all of them cracking up at how bad they sound. Or them doing dancing games and they just try to sabotage each other when they do vs.
Mabel makes a “cooking with Mabel” short. She and the girls attempt to bake a cake. The fire department ends up being called.
Gideon showing candy and Grenda his dressing room. Things get even worse than when it was just him and Mabel. Dipper hardly recognizes his sister when she comes back.
IMAGINE ALL THE SHIT THAT WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE DIPPER AND FORD WANT TO DO IT “FOR SCIENCE” BUT THEN IT JUST ENDS UP BEING “WHAT CAN WE MAKE EXPLODE NEXT?!” WITH THE REST OF THE GROUP!
all the snow pigs and weird snowmen that would be made during winter. Stan would eventually be that guy to make it so that if you destroy the head of a snowman it looks bloody.
Them just all wrecking the place at an amusement park.
Just….them all doing fun and crazy shit and everyone is happy.
OHMYGOD.
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!
…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!
theres a dead body
Is this what Ford Pines smells like
BONUS PANEL:
(Happy birthday to all the December 10 babies! I notice there’s a lot of you!)
guys this is awesome
read more here: http://www.franchiseherald.com/articles/46170/20151208/gravity-falls-finale.htm
let’s hope it’s not the end :3
[Alex] said, “Will every single conceivable question ever thought of about ‘Gravity Falls’ be answered in the end? Of course not. But that just leaves some material for any potential ‘Gravity Falls’ projects in the future (including the canon Journal #3 that goes on sale in 2016)…”
I’m a little more hopeful now that they won’t leave some of those big questions dangling. I’m glad they won’t try to pack it all into the finale.
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life
new Gravity Falls AU idea??
what if Dipper and Mabel accidentally end up back in time when Stan and Ford were just teenagers? bonus points for them going back to the day of, before, or after Ford’s project gets messed up and Stan gets kicked out
like, what if they stop Stan before he hits the table Ford’s machine is on? what if someone else messes up the machine (Bill??)? What if Ford still assumes it was Stan because of the toffee peanuts bag? but this time the twins are there to confirm Stan’s innocence. Maybe Dipper and Mabel get to Ford before he accuses Stan and things go downhill?
idk this AU idea started out cute but it got dramatic real fast haha
Every scifi/dystopian/action/etc. movie trailer ever
Voice-over: "Everything was perfect in our world... until The Thing happened.."
Trailer: shots of only american cities in ruins
Voice-over: "I never wanted this to happen but we had to learn to survive."
Trailer: people wearing futuristic menacing clothing
Trailer: people training for The Resistance
Trailer: intense shot of main character loading a weapon
Trailer: screen cuts to black in between when the gun clicks to add emphasis to the badassness of the gun and fades back in when the main character is holding it
Some guy: *says witty one-liner before screen cuts to more intense shit*
Villain/hero/some war leader: *monologuing*
Trailer: cuts to intense shots of destruction
Trailer: sexual tension between random couple
Trailer: intense music playing
Trailer: people running for their lives
Leader: "you guys have to be prepared for anything out there!!"
Trailer: random couple now making out
Trailer: people again training for The Resistance
Random person: "YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THIS??"
Main character: "WATCH ME"
Trailer: music stops
Trailer: some crazy shit is going down on screen
Trailer: intense music comes back
Trailer: *title of the movie*
my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.
#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE
I’m an adult.
Some shit about life, from a bonafide adult:
even if you get along great with your family you will get along even better with them after moving out
generic is almost always just as good as name brand. But there are some things you never buy generic, including: peanut butter, ketchup, liquid NyQuil, Chips-Ahoy chewy chocolate chip cookies
just imagine the person on the other end of the phone hates talking on the phone as much as you do. Even a receptionist. I worked as one and I hate talking on the phone
at least once in your life you will go to Wal-mart to buy something under $20 like an ironing board or something and your debit card will get rejected. No one will judge. Everyone at some point in their lives has had $2.98 in their bank account.
thrift stores
everyone else is too busy panicking about everyone else noticing every tiny thing that could possibly be wrong about them to notice any tiny thing that could possibly be wrong about you
you will screw up. a lot. you live and you learn. and when you start to think too hard about that embarrassing thing that happened and how you wish you could change it, just tell yourself that what’s done is done. There’s no changing it, so just forget it and move on. It’s the only way to stay sane.
do the dishes before the sink grows its own ecosystem
you can’t put Dawn dishsoap in the dishwasher.
if you are the only one in the aisle at the grocery store, and you need to get from one end to the other without even looking at anything in that aisle, then you should totally cart-surf down the aisle. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Hold on to the little things. They make all the difference.
never try to make cake from scratch at 3am. You end up with a topographical map of Middle Earth.
15% tip.
the best way to get money for food is to tell your grandparents about how you basically live on microwaved mac and cheese. Their horror may result in twenty bucks and orders to go out and get yourself “a real dinner”.
sometimes life sucks, and knowing that it might get better doesn’t always make it suck any less, but you’ll never get to the non-sucky days without enduring the suckiness.
no seriously, NEVER put Dawn in your dishwasher
Do not buy generic brand spaghetti sauce either.
Always check the type of light bulb that goes in lamps. A 60w is not interchangeable with a 40w.
Dollar store batteries work just as well as store brand.
Reward yourself from time to time when you do things that you needed to get done. It’s a good way to remind yourself to do them. Going out to pay a bill? Get Starbucks or something you don’t get often. Rewards don’t have to be huge, they can be small things like that.
Rice, pasta, flour, sugar, cheese, eggs, milk, a pack of chicken, a pack of frozen veggies and a well stocked spice cabinet go a long way food-wise. Splurge and get the biggest container of rice you can. You don’t have to go back and buy it again anytime soon and it makes a TON of meals in the meantime.
Rice can be cooked on the stove. You don’t need a fancy rice cooker. Two parts water to every one part rice (two cups water for one cup of rice for example). Get your water boiling, add rice, put a plate or lid on it, put it on low for 20 minutes. It should be done.
Keep a calendar on your pc of bill due dates. If your bills are set up at inconvenient times, like all of the services started on the first or something, then call up the company and find out if you can get your billing date switched to something more manageable. A lot of places do try to work with you.
There is no shame in calling a company and asking for an extension on a bill. Let them know what you can pay, pay that amount, and they arrange when the rest of the payment is required. This can stop you from having services shut off man. It shows responsibility on your part.
Take time to eat, even when you don’t feel like eating. Your body needs energy to live.
Wash or rinse your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. It prevents gross caked on junk.
“The Works” is an excellent cheap toilet cleaner.
MAGIC. FUCKING. ERASERS. THEY WORK ON EVERYTHING JUST DON’T SCRUB HARD. I took the ring out of our bathtub with one. Also generic ones work just as well.
Keep some bleach around but if you use it for cleaning? Dillute it. There’s rarely ever a case where you need to pout straight bleach on anything. A cap full or two in a bucket of water works just fine.
DO NOT MIX CLEANERS. Chemical reactions are can be very dangerous. Here’s a good list. (Note that vinegar and baking soda can actually be a good combo for removing smells from things but it’s not very good at actually -cleaning-.)
If you drink? Don’t take meds at the same time it’s just not good.
Make sure you check the dosages on your pill bottles. No one wants to accidentally overdose on cough syrup or ibuprofen.
If you have a uterus make sure you have a heating pad and ibuprofen on hand for the pain. Hot baths also generally help and Ginger Tea is excellent for any nausea.
Buy a first aid kit. It’s worth it in the long run.
You can often do your taxes online at places like TurboTax.
Here’s some good sex ed resources because I had to explain what a yeast infection was recently.
Petroleum jelly (aka Vaseline) is good for chapped lips and you can get a decent sized tube or tub of it (generic brand version) for cheaper/same price as Chapstick.
KEEP TRIPLE ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT IN YOUR HOUSE FOR CUTS AND SCRAPES AND SORES.
~~Medications~~
Over the counter medications (stuff you can buy right off the shelf no prescription needed) have a name brand and a generic name. ALWAYS buy generic if it’s available it is literally the same thing and way cheaper usually.
Some names to remember when you’re looking for meds!
Acetaminophen = Tylenol
Used to treat pain and reduce fever.
Ibuprofen = Advil, Midol, Motrin
Used for pain and fever, is an anti-inflammtory. Is good for period cramps because it is an NSAID (non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug).
Naproxen = Aleve, Naprosyn
Treats fever, pain, arthritis pain, gout, period cramps, tendinitis, headache, backache, and toothache. Is also an NSAID.
Acetaminophen + Asprin + Caffeine = Excedrin
Usually marketed as “Migraine Relief” as a generic.
Asprin = Bayer
Use for pain, fever, arthritis, and inflammation. Makes you bleed easily so should not be used for periods. Might reduce risk of heart attacks.\
Triple Antibiotic Ointment = Neosporin
Used on cuts, sores, and scrapes to reduce risk of infection and promote healing.
Also a general mutli-vitamin isn’t a bad idea and if you don’t get a lot of fruits or milk/sunshine in your diet you might want to get vitamins C and D specifically for daily use.
Some more for you
Every man should have an adult wardrobe. That means owning at least three suits. A navy blue suit, a black suit and a grey suit. To help you get started here are a few guides:
Getting suited up for the first time? Here you go.
How To Match Tie, Collar & Lapel Widths
Real Men Real Style Guide to Fit
How to Fit a Suit Jacket and Mens Pants
Don’t bath in cologne. Ever. The point of cologne is to smell great but only to those who get up close and personal NOT to the entire room. So dab in the back of the ears, on your wrists and dassit. DASSIT!
Learn to tie a tie. You’re an adult. It’s always embarassing when a man doesn’t know how to tie a tie. Here’s a guide:
18 Ways to Tie a Tie
Leadership skills are important in life NOT just at work. Always invest in learning and growing those skills. Start with the following books:
The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership
Becoming a Person of Influence: How to Positively Impact the Lives of Others
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People: Powerful Lessons in Personal Change
Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion
Always treat a woman like a lady no matter what. It’s not a matter of her, it’s a matter of you. Women have tried their best to kill chivalry (yea i said it hahaha), but it still speaks well of men to maintain these standards. The basics:
Always walk on the street side with a woman.
Always hold the door open for a woman.
Always walk behind a woman when she goes up the stairs.
Always walk in front of a woman when she goes down the stairs.
Always pull the chair out for a woman when at a dinner table (especially on a date)
Always stand when a woman, especially on a date, leaves or enters the room until she is seated.
Learn manners. You’re not more of a man because you don’t know what a salad fork is. That’s stupid. Here are some books to get you started:
Etiquette by Emily Post
Modern Manners: Tools to Take You to the Top
The Gentlemen’s Book of Etiquette and Manual of Politeness
Everyday Etiquette: How to Navigate 101 Common and Uncommon Social Situations
Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck
Emily Post’s Etiquette, 18
Money. Start saving at least 10% of your paycheck into savings no matter what. Don’t touch it unless you absolutely have to. Build and protect your credit. You’re going to need it sooner than you think. Start thinking about investing now. Compound interest is hugely important to building wealth. Here are some places to get you started:
Investing Basics
The Compound Effect
Think and Grow Rich
The Millionaire Next Door
Stop Acting Rich
Self awareness is the key to personal growth. Without it you’re doom to just keep repeating the same mistakes and wonder why you’re not progressing. Start with personality tests to get a sense of who you are and once you do, build on your strength and limit the impact of your weakness.
16 Personalities
Big 5 Personality Test
Learn and live the 80/20 rule. 80% of your success comes from 20% of your acts. Figure out what those are and invest more in that 20%. Here are some resources to get you started:
The 80/20 Rule of Time Management: Stop Wasting Your Time
80-20 Rule
The Top 4 Misapplications of the 80/20 Rule
Sex. Don’t be a typical man who thinks he’s a sex God and never has to learn anything or put any time into getting better at it. For women, that’s the worst. It actually means that if you knows what she needs to get off and feel satisfied, you won’t listen if she tells you. Not. Good. If you actually want to be great in bed, listen and learn.
The Modern Kama Sutra
Spectacular Sex Moves She’ll Never Forget
The Position Sex Bible
365 Sex Positions
The Men’s Health and Women’s Health Big Book of Sex
This should go without saying but I’m going to say it any way. No means no. Nothing matters when she says no. It doesn’t even matter if you’re fucking, no means no. Cease and desist immediately. Respect her wishes.
Job Interviews: As someone who interviews a lot of people, there are some essentials you have to master in order to do well in interviews:
Come dressed like you want the job NOT like you already have the job. Dark suit and tie. Hair neat.
Always bring your resume and many copies of it.
Give a strong full handshake. None of that spaghetti, three finger bullshit.
Take notes. Pen and pad not an iPad or your phone. Pen and pad.
Prepare good questions in advance. You should always ask questions that show knowledge of the industry as well as knowledge of a good work environment. You should interview them just as much as they interview you. Find out what issue they are trying to solve with the position they are hiring for.
Always have an answer for the question “why do you want to work here?” Always.
End every interview with the question “So given what we’ve reviewed and talked about today, is there any reason why you wouldn’t offer me this position?” That’s a power question that makes it clear you want the job and you’re open to having a frank discussion about your chance (good or bad).
Send a thank you email (not letter or note) no more than 3 business days after but not the next business day.
Incorporate into the thank you email the answers to questions you asked and/or information you were given (remember those notes) to show that you were actually listening. Especially work in the information regarding the issues they are trying to solve with the hire and how you can help them with that.
Always make and maintain eye contact.
And there you go. Some starters for ya.
a million years ago i got a request for ford in booty shorts and this is all i have to show for it
Why Asgore is stuck with no way out(An INFJ’s skill for reading the future, long term planning. SPOILERS)
Sort of spin off post to MBTI post!
Disclaimer: I don’t defend Toriel as much because people are already defending her a lot already more eloquently than I am.
So another short asgore piece…
Monsters run on soul power. It’s a must that Asgore keeps hope alive no matter what it takes.
The fact he sees further than what Toriel does says a lot as Gerson mentioned in genocide…
I don’t encourage anyone to play genocide, but people need to know.
Asgore is 100% intuitive. An Ni user. If people were wondering what that psychic future reading power is, this is it. If they build their internal web of knowledge, they can accurately predict the future.
If they went up at the wrong time where humans are still narrow minded, there would be no doubt a massacre if they got out.
Look at what happened to Asriel.
But all the monsters wanted to return to the surface, and as their king, Asgore can’t refuse.
Of course he had to change his mind- his people were languishing and there was immense pressure all around. Not to mention toriel left in digust.
But if you do genocide, basically you prove Asgore’s points.
Can people not see Asgore is stuck in an impossible situation?
If he retracts his statement and say it’s a bad idea, monsters will lose hope and think they’ll all die down there. And for a species that runs on SOUL and EMOTIONAL power that’s potentially lethal.
And if one human decides to be an asshole, they’re done for.
But he’s so soft not to want to kill any body, and he rightfully didn’t. It’s really sad that Toriel cannot see beyond cowardice, but then again, she’s just as broken up over the loss of her two children, and isn’t really in the best state of mind.
However he CAN’T retract that order now can he, even if he wants to?
The only thing he can do is to bide his time and keep up monsters’ hope, but not much else.
The cast were lucky they got out in a more modern era, so they don’t get slaughtered.
The monsters wouldn’t know about the humans’ progress and becoming more open, so it’s a big blank what they can expect up there.
Even Asgore can’t predict just what might happen after so long.
Should the humans way still be as backward, perhaps staying down there is the best idea.
All in all, this shows that Toriel, as an ESTJ, her plans work only short term, but Asgore looks long term, but can be so painfully slow in executing them.
They both need to work together for things to work out, seriously.
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
“Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.”
America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared
They’re right though.
good morning, have some very quick doodles ~!