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oatbee

do dogs know that they’re cute?

lazyproblems

SIGN ME TF UP

daily-spongebob

GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob

the-bloody-teapot-is-us

Is this actually real

calmnoqualm

its legit, just got paid by them the other day

moneypets

THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

bithmst-blog

This shit my future job..

trailer-park-jesus

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

examinate

approvedtrash

Reblog to save a bank account

revelarete

I’m going to cry at how convenient this is.

despicablewench

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

myrrhman

kindlesong-deactivated20140609

2007 was wild

menpale

atma-moon

blxckbare-blog

who’s gon’ change your life?

who’s gonna lay the pipe exactly how you like?

who’s gon’ make it right?

who’s gon’ make you top priority?

icantbelieveiwatchthisshow

mouselet

latenights

I fell in love with your personality, your looks are just a bonus.

vethox

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti

“if it’s meant to be, it will be” - friendships, relationships, people in general coming into your life, dealing with rejection

“if you want it, go get it” - your goals, aspirations, work and work ethic, changing your life (diet, exercise, hobbies, political views, opinions)

cwote

^this seemed important

fire-is-her-water

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

merak-zoran

corvigae

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

fire-is-her-water

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: