Everything Random and Genius

I can only promise one thing: that I will always post what I find amazing in one form or another.

[bubonickitten]

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

[minivan]

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

[samchekov-deactivated20140714]

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

[itrhymeswithalayne]

people have no idea what its like to be 14 and have everyone telling you that you’re faking and pretending to be ill for attention or to skip art class and the doctor’s telling you you’re ‘just being a teenager’ when you actually had a serious kidney disease

if someone hadn’t eventually listened to me i would have died

Please, please support self-diagnosed teenagers, don’t pretend they’re not really disabled, don’t belittle or mock them, don’t exclude them from disabled spaces and for the love of god don’t pretend you know more about them than they do

[token-white-friend]

i am disabled to this day because when i was a teenage girl, my doctors didn’t take me seriously. when i said i was in extreme pain, they said i just wasn’t trying hard enough at physical therapy to repair a broken ankle. turns out they’d fucked up the surgery to fix it, and their neglect of my months of complaints meant it was damaged beyond repair. i still have mobility issues 8 years later, will have pain and require surgeries throughout my life and will, always, be disabled. because of them. because of the silencing of girls’ voices, in all spheres. because doctors do not value the voices of teenaged girls.

[ofmovingparts]

When I was twelve, the knee specialist I had finally convinced my mom to take me to (after years of begging) told me that my knees hurt because of my hips widening.

“No,” I said. “You don’t understand. I can’t walk when it happens, it hurts so bad. It’s been since I was a little kid.”

“It might twinge a bit, sure,” he told me. “Go to physical therapy for a few weeks.” I burst into tears.

My mom then refused to take me to physical therapy, because it was a long drive and the doctor said it wasn’t serious, so why should she bother? That was the start of her not listening to any complaint about my joints I ever had.

As it turns out, my knees were dislocating every couple of days. She and my doctors ignored and taught me to ignore sprains, fractures, cartilage tears, and dislocations until I moved out and learned that it wasn’t normal. I missed out on years of my life because of my doctor not only discounting the experience of a young girl, but fully blaming my pain on the fact of my being a young girl.

Listen to children when they tell you something is wrong with their bodies.

[ryncoon]

I had stomach pains for years as a kid. Almost daily. I was blamed as a faker. 

I have Celiac.

[gluttonys-blog]

People know what the hell is going on with their own bodies. If they don’t think something is right fucking listen to them.

[sorayachemaly]

In their study, “The Girl Who Cried Pain: A Bias Against Women in the Treatment of Pain,” researchers Diane E. Hoffmann and Anita J. Tarzian documented the degree to which girl’s and women’s pain is routinely dismissed as the “not real,” “emotional,” response of “fragile” females. Not only are girls and women who experience pain less likely to be taken seriously when they describe it, but they are less likely to be treated by medical professionals.

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[lavalampbitchh]

✨❄️THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT❄️✨

[klanceismynumber1otp-deactivate]

All my ships are sinking

[psychoticarmadillo]

Turn ons: well choreographed fight scenes

Turn offs: unnecessary romantic subplots

[shittyidea]

Glass-covered chocolate

[psychoticarmadillo]

Or vice versa really. And nobody said the glass had to be intact

[shittyidea]

Glow in the dark lightbulbs

[psychoticarmadillo]

Not the shittiest idea

[shittyidea]

Chewbacca GPS

[psychoticarmadillo]

Are you kidding, this is a great idea

[l0adless5min]

Three Steak Ribs smoking weed. (Yet another pun)

70′‘ powa.

[psychoticarmadillo]

Pretty sure it was supposed to be "high steaks". Terrible. I can't imagine why I thought it was funny at the time. Ah well. Great job tho

[l0adless5min]

Color Challenge- day 1

[psychoticarmadillo]

These really inspire me

[psychoticarmadillo]

Me: I feel like drawing

Me: I should draw

Me: I'm gonna draw

Me: *plays videogames for 6 hours, then goes to sleep*

[psychoticarmadillo]

Adverbs do not belong in a rational conversation. If you believe in what you are saying, you don't need to prove it.

[glitter-not-litter]

Just these. Wowow

[songofages]

I wish she had added Dudley with a magical child.

[superpower-lottery-deactivated2]

fanfiction please

[shitpostempire]

[psychoticarmadillo]

Too soon

[wnchesters]

Hey so I'm pretty sure I saw a post you made screenshotted and posted on Pinterest about a pickup line you told your teacher or something. Is there any chance you could direct me to it? I couldn't find it.

oh my god i actually saw it on pinterest, too! and it was like “picked for you” and i’m like no shit pinterest it’s my post ha ha! it’s also been featured on twitter and imgur and i’m pretty sure it’s somewhere on reddit, too. 

anyway it’s never going to die, so here’s the link for your enjoyment! 

[wnchesters]

no but guys someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD IT IS TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY “I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU” AND THEN SHE RESPONDS “I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND” dONE

[tetraghost]

i wish birds brought ME presents

[baelgrave]

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

[kedreeva]

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

[baelgrave]

I could not have asked for more

[psychoticarmadillo]

This is awesome

[shittyidea]

Recreate Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory where instead of candy, everyne is vaping

[psychoticarmadillo]

I'm pretty sure this is what originally happened