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straightboyfriend

a collection of texts i have received that i didnt know what to say to

quoth-the-ravenclaw-deactivated

tag yourself i’m sad dick noises

#im we had to tape him to a chair

squidwardofficial

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

#verp

pleatedjeans

pendejx-deactivated20200323

#frutorp #plz

chrisisntfunny

prozd

me and my gang

#verp #martini #squad

50shadesofyodaddysdick

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

#martini

funkybug

3plymike

This is the most wild vine I’ve seen in months

An actual masterpiece

I needed this

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea

That owl is 30000000% done

sasstrid-and-dorkcup

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2

This gives me great joy

fuckyeahnorwegian

Grattis med dagen kvinnfålk

🎉🎉

stability

7xr9k

People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.

#verp #it us

laughinggravy

#me

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

pointless-letters

“She didn’t even think to ask me.” said Damian, later, a puzzled look of hurt on his face. “I mean, I was sitting right there. Staring at her. Deciding how attractive she looked. She could have just asked. Why didn’t she? I was right there.”

“It’s a shame.” he added, staring at someone across the room who had a bit of mascara on. “Such a shame.”