Never a lady, always a lord.

Isa, Sweden. Addicted to food, tattoos and Drarry. Owner of two cats and a fuck load of snakes. Feel free to ask or message me anything xx

[c-inismus]

[sizvideos]

Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault

[bando--grand-scamyon]

it’s that simple

[kestrelfalcosparverious]

this is cool. (Don’t read the comments; they’re just heartbreaking evidence why this is so fucking necessary)

[zodiaccity]

Zodiac Virgo Facts | TheZodiacCity.com

[profashionall]

[felinetay]

can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know

[thebestoftumbling]

[afriendandboy]

make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again

[afriendandboy]

some thoughts for america 2.0:

national anthem is gasolina

no founding fathers whatsoever but maybe we give dwayne the rock johnson a mountain statue or two

let’s do way, way less genocide this time. im thinking definitely like 0% of the genocide from the last time, that seems good

maybe more holidays about dogs

[a-l-o-m-o-r-f-i-a]

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[tnacer]

fun Depression™ things

not brushing your teeth for days because you dont have enough energy

sleeping for 9 hours but still not being able to stand up without collapsing

random daytime naps

“where do you see yourself in 5 years” “… dead?”

constant feeling of wanting to gnaw random body parts off

unexplained Aches deep in ur bones

[shittyidea]

Kill someone for disagreeing with your beliefs

[cinnabonngene]

me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep

me, at 3 AM: 

[uglyrot-deactivated20181207]

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

hey.

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

uhhh

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck. wait hold on

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

yeah okay i got it

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in the car crash

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

please answer i thought long and hard about this joke

[caleanamajored]

is he okay

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

no. thats not what you were supposed to say

[caleanamajored]

how is his condition

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

he is all rifght

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[caleanamajored]

turmpo

he is all rifght

turmpo

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

thanmks

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

can you bold the thanks for me too

[caleanamajored]

who do i look like to you. some kind of man who just makes things bold. some kind of man who got his left side blown off. some kind of man who is feelin just alright. who,

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

im sorry. i take it back, fuck you

[caleanamajored]

fuck you

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck you as well

[beanusweanus]

thanmks does this help

[pfsrd-deactivated20161211]

fuck you as well

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

this is too aggressive. someone bold that for me

[beanusweanus]

that

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

how dare you. how dare you, fuc,king cheat me like tha

[beanusweanus]

tha

[elmosworld]

I like to be a part of things

[drarryking]

*keeps walking*

[angsty-skeleton]

why tumblr

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

because all we have in this shitty world is the cold embrace of sour humour

[wonderlanddreamsx-deactivated20]

[mykicks]

The worst part of Pride each year is riding the subway late at night and seeing the gay guys, mostly the ones riding by themselves, slowly take off their rainbow stickers and beads and what-not in preparation for their walk alone in their neighborhood, doing their best to prevent the off-chance of being jumped. I saw one guy with a flag in his bag turn it upside down so it wouldn’t poke out.

So yeah, fuck that heterosexual pride day nonsense.

[ink-pedia]

Diamante Murru

[mysharona1987]