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i need to do more starters but i’m gonna update micael’s blog instead
The worst thing is that they aren’t even nightmares they’re memories.
send 웃 + a sentence for a reply from my muse’s younger self!
“Who did this to you?”
“You have pretty eyes.”
“Should you be doing that?”
“There’s no place like home.”
“Why ask for the moon when you can have the stars?”
“Okay, go ahead, tell me the joke.”
“Where’s your mother?”
“Do your parents know you’re out here? Does anyone know?”
“We all have secrets: the ones we keep…and the ones that are kept from us.”
“Do you have enough money for that?”
“You look just like her.”
“Wait, what did you just say?”
“Do you want a friend?”
“That’s not a nice word!”
“Were they mean to you?”
“I’m sorry they were mean to you.”
“Everyone’s afraid of something.”
“People are frightened by what they don’t understand.”
“Don’t doubt yourself, kiddo. Doubt kills.”
“Aren’t you too young to say that?”
“You’ve never seen that movie?”
“Are you crying?”
“Smile, kid! You won’t be this young forever.”
“You have siblings?”
“Well, do you want a little sister?”
“Well, do you want a little brother?”
“I’m sure she’s/he’s looking down on you.”
“Hey! Do or do not. There is no try.”
“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.”
“What happened to her/him?”
“Do you know that place between being asleep and awake, where you still remember your dreams,”
“Enjoy it while it lasts.”
“Don’t grow up, kid.”
“Oooh, do you have a crush?”
“Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game!”
Send my muse an emoji and they will react to ...
💋 : your muse kissing mine on cheek
💏 : your muse kissing mine on lips
👊 : your muse punching mine
👏 : your muse hugging mine
👋 : your muse slapping mine’s ass
👙 : seeing your muse in underwear
✈️ : seeing your muse in somewhere they didn’t expect to see
😭 : seeing your muse crying
👻 : seeing your muse scared
🌙 : seeing your muse outside alone during nighttime
💤 : your muse coming on my muse’s bed during night
🍴 : your muse making mine a breakfast
🌃 : your muse knocking on my muse’s door late
🍸 : your muse offering mine an alcoholic drink
☔️ : your muse offering to share an umbrella with mine on a rainy day
SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION
“Are you breaking up with me?” “Are you having nightmares again?” “Anything you want to say?” “Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.” “Balloons? Really?” “Be quiet!” “But what if we get caught?” “Can you not?” “Care to tell me what’s going on?” “Come find me.” “Did you even love me?” “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t touch me.” “Do you love him/her?” “Do you love me?” “Everyone leaves.” “Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“ “Fine, I’ll go.” “Finally!” “Fight me for it.” “Fuck it.” “Get away from me.” “Gotcha!” “How high are you?” “How did you get here?” “I bought a goat.” “If what we had was real, how could you be fine?” “I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” “I hate you.” “I’ll bet you a dollar.” “I said that I’m in love with you.” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m going to kill you.” “I’m not eating that.” “Is that a chicken?” “It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.” “Jokes on me, huh?” “Just friends?” “Just let me go.” “Just tell me the truth!“ “Kiss me.” “Kicking someone is not a form of romance.” “Let me explain.” “Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.” “Maybe you should go.” “Maybe fuck you will be our always.” “May need you to bail me out of jail.” “Miss you.” “No. The answer is no.” “Not drunk enough for this.” “Never, ever doing that again.” “Okay, I know this looks bad…” “Please don’t.” “Please stop talking.” “Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.” “Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.” “Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.” “Quit being annoying.” “Really, where were you?” “Right. Of course it’s my fault.” “Silly of me to think you actually cared.” “Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.” “So… How’s the weather?” “Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.” “There’s something wrong with you.” “This definitely isn’t what it looks like.” “Us? There is no us.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “Unfortunately, she/he said no.“ “Very cute.” “We can’t do this.” “Was it just a lie?” “Wait, what did you just say?” “Wait! Hold on!“ “Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “What the hell?” “Why are you naked?” “Why is there silly string everywhere?” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?“ “Without you, I’m lost.” “X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?” “You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.” “You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…” “Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.” “Zelda is more important right now.“
marry someone who makes bad jokes and good coffee
"the breakfast club" sentence starters
“Does that answer your question?”
“When you grow up, your heart dies.”
“Good God, are we gonna end up like our parents?”
“I think it’s fine for a guy to be a virgin.”
“I can’t believe you can’t get me out of this…”
“I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.”
“You shouldn’t have done that.”
“What did your parents do to you?”
“They ignore me.”
“I don’t think either of them give a shit about me.”
“They just use me to get back at each other.”
“It’s not funny!”
“Is this the first time or the last time we have to do this?”
“You figure out a way to study.”
“I’ll make it up to you.”
“Ditching class to go shopping doesn’t make you a defective.”
“Guys screw around. Nothing wrong with that.”
“Mom already reemed me, alright?”
“You’re a big coward!”
“I’ve seen her dehydrated. It’s pretty gross.”
“It’ll be anarchy!”
“I’m in the math club…”
“What are you babbling about?”
“You wouldn’t know anything about it.”
“You never competed in your whole life!”
“You don’t have any goals.”
“Everyone just shhhhh!”
“Hey, keep your fuckin’ hands off me!”
“Alright, what about your family?”
“You wanna come over sometime?”
“It’s all a part of your image, I don’t believe a word of it.”
“We’re dead!”
“Don’t you want to hear my excuse?”
“What did you want to be when you were young?”
“Who do you like better, your mom or your dad?”
“They think I’m a big fuckin’ joke…”
“I’ve done just about everything there is except for a few things that are illegal.”
“Come on, answer the question!”
“I’m a compulsive liar.”
“Neither of you is any better than the other one.”
“Everybody can do something.”
“Did your Daddy buy you those?”
“So on Monday… what happens?”
“I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch?”
“You think I don’t understand pressure?”
“Everything’s ruined for me.”
“Killing yourself is not an option!”
“Watch yourself, young lady.”
“Wake up!”
“Hey, you grounded tonight?”
“It’s like, any minute, divorce.”
“You’re just feeling sorry for yourself.”
“You never answered the question.”
“See you next Saturday…”
Psst I'm alive,I've just been crazy busy
The signs and flirting
Says they can't flirt but can flirt like a love God: LEO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Taurus
Can flirt without trying, but when they try, it's horrible: Virgo, Pisces, SCORPIO, Aries
Can't flirt for shit: Cancer, Aquarius
Always flirting whether they know it or not: LIBRA, Gemini
i’ve been lurkin’ on my oc’s blog
I’M ALIVE
I burned so long so quiet you must have wondered if I loved you back. I did, I did, I do.
Annelyse Gelman,
from “The Pillowcase” in
Everyone I Love is a Stranger to Someone
(via theglasschild )
Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.
*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”
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