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Hello I’m Uriel and welcome to my inner thoughts be careful it’s a mess lol 26/single/ gay / Illinois’

[carldangerous]

Masturbate 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 stress 👏🏻 away 👏🏻

[terramythos]

i drank so much water and you'll never guess what happened next

[nongunktional]

torn apart by vultures?

[terramythos]

torn apart by vultures.

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[amongst-the-pines]

Actually, Who's on first. The Toronto Warlock is somebody else

[willelbyers]

i think we're ALL disney's first openly gay character

[kumboochies]

I’m not Disney’s anything

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[xlandloud]

No like. I finna be in the Pitt

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

Remember, birdwatching goes both ways

that’s vaguely threatening. thank you

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[manhood]

Same

[memesmusingcorner]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

[halondrus]

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[brown-forking-weed]

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

[crplpunkklavier]

sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

[crplpunkklavier]

honestly so glad this one is gaining traction. just saw it in my notifications and went "MAN ALRIGHT" to text yet another person i have been genuinely wanting to text back for days

[delirious--mistakes]