The Blåhaj Pseudo-poet

I hate drawing buzzcuts for so many reasons

Good, cause buzzcuts are lowkey passe

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This but glittery

My brain is constantly trying to convince me all friends, acquaintances and strangers secretly hate me

#that is not far from coming me dear #u will c yourself in those parkour videos defending yourself from the french #reblogs

One day I will make a hit tumblr posts, and then I will regret it greatly

Everyday I wake up and take the gender away from a random journalist's daughter

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

wandering-aloneo-o

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

markscherz

95 at present, more on the way :)

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

Thanks to all my mutual, we really are coevolving

A non-binary person called Niko, but it's short got Nicothem

"I know a guy" but it is always the same guy named Paul who somehow can do anything

I'm gonna be sitting there, filling out my questionnaire and questioning my life choices

Don't worry it will be a breeze, cause aswers to all questions will be C and then C

I'm not saying it's gonna be hard I'm saying WHY DID I DECIDE TO GO HERE???!

And why did u go there?

Trashing kids in Jepoardy (they don't even know where Belfast is)

I'm gonna be sitting there, filling out my questionnaire and questioning my life choices

Don't worry it will be a breeze, cause aswers to all questions will be C and then C

The first five answers were C

Yeah caused I made the test, duhhh

the order of the questions and the answers was randomised

You really belive that? Who do you think made the randomizer?

I'm gonna be sitting there, filling out my questionnaire and questioning my life choices

Don't worry it will be a breeze, cause aswers to all questions will be C and then C

The first five answers were C

Yeah caused I made the test, duhhh