The Blåhaj Pseudo-poet

the håj

[nonging]

[aphrodite-gock]

i counted 84

[glitterpenz]

I love lightning bolts so much they're so fast and easy to miss I just can't help but stare anytime there's a storm

[publicdefenestration]

You must have a big heart to fit so much love in your being, or maybe you have 2 hearts? If the latter, I could help you finance your future for an unnoticeable, insignificant alteración of your vessel...

But only if you wish so...

[publicdefenestration]

Me being asked to hang out: OMG yes pls take me out of my cell, you are the saviour of my life, my hero, you can take wherever you desire.

Me asking to hang out: I know you hate me for bothering you, but I humbly request you spent but an hour in my vacinity. We can go somewhere else if the thing I planned is not to your liking, but I just cannot live a day more without your face.

[publicdefenestration]

Me, Putumayo and the writing Minecraft Election Ordinance

[publicdefenestration]

How do you accidentally sent your robot OC to Iraq while writing a wholesome fanfic?

[publicdefenestration]

TIP: If you need a strong password containing special characters, number and letters ask a chemist about ways of making alcohol

[publicdefenestration]

Putting on the "Nobody loves me and I'm alone and my friend don't care about me and I'm not a cat and my gniotek is broken and I'm sad" playlist. I was hurt very deeply by a despicable behaviour of not giving me enough attention. I'm literaly gonna start a marching band of sadness.

[glitterpenz]

I just had the urge to attention maxx, wanted to start reading a book while still listening to a podcast, yes charlie I'm sure this will be a great idea

[publicdefenestration]

I do also do attention maxing but I do that by requesting attention for everyone I know and a horse

[glitterpenz]

Hello would anyone like an official introduction to my original characters?

[publicdefenestration]

Yes, but especially to that alien yuri you be cooking

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

the cis girl mutual to genderqueer pipeline is real and it has affected many of my mutuals

[publicdefenestration]

Too close to home to see my first saviour, too far away to see my second; how is this justice, oh the Thunderrulling Zeus?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

given how prolific the deltarune theory industrial complex is I cant imagine any way for the game to end without making a lot of people very angry

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tobias "rhododendron" dogs relaxing after finishing his dream game when ralseitheon airstrikes his apartment complex for confirming hungry bunny theory instead of dark uncle theory

[publicdefenestration]

There is no rule saying a cat cannot be a prime minister

[view-from-up-here]

[allieargents]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

[certifiedsexed]

ID: Text reading: “It’s my birthday today.”

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

queued six months ago, when this posts i’ll probably still be riding the post-mcr wembley high

[publicdefenestration]

Savingmoneyonpaperbynotusingthespacebar

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

(opens tumblr) oh boy time to make another banger 0 note post! can’t wait to never see this on youtube!

[steamypockets]

almost 1.9k notes now

@satan-offical

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

don't. you. dare.

[publicdefenestration]

Beta Yapper: You can't beat a dead horse!

Me, an Alfa Yapper: