[puert0ricanprincess]

I scheduled a consultation to get titties hehe

[thecommonchick]

When you finally get a text, but it’s just from the phone company saying you used all the data

[puert0ricanprincess]

Anyone play warzone? Anyone streaming on twitch? I need cool ppl to watch hehe. And fwends to play with.

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[taco-bell-rey]

“I loved them before they got popular”

[toastbutteregg]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ellieohno]

[toxictiktoks]

some more wisdom from chrissy 💖

[thenatsdorf]

(via)

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

[hereafteryyh]

This is a personal attack.

[puert0ricanprincess]

I’m still wondering how everyone is still posting dicks and titties and my page stays marked as explicit after 2 years lmao.

[jaubaius]

Penguins getting weighed.

[singsoftly]

THE LITTLE HOPS

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

Caretaker: God booooy! :)

Penguin: M̶̡̬̖͔̖͋̆o̶̫̝̩̖̟̰͚̞͋t̸̨̯̘͖̎͆͊͊̈́̽̐ͅͅh̷͚͂͠ẻ̷͇̝̳̄̐́̐̍̍̀͝r̶̢̻͔̦̹͎͖͈̀͜ ̸̻̳̦̩͎̉͂ͅg̸̛̗͓͖̠͇̩ǐ̶̧͈̣̇́̈̀̑̉̆͘v̸̢̛͍̻̜̭̇͊̌̐̏̅̂ͅe̵͙͐̕ ̸̳̭͓̱̍m̶͉͚͍̺̳̊͐̾̂̚ę̶̢̠̲̫͇̠̮̙̅̐͝ͅ ̵̲̙͚͐̒̚ͅt̵̜̣̙̜͍̀̓̿͆̈́͂̅̀͝ĥ̷̢̖̞̼̝̞͍̠̐̈́̒̊́e̸̥͒ ̶͓͓̂̎̀̑́t̵̛̯͓͚̜̪̩̺͖́̄͐̋́r̶̢̹̞͔̲̘̭̠̖̉̄͋̓͌͘͝ȩ̸̨̼̺̻̭͚̾̉͐̂̄͆̇a̵̭̼͙̼̜̋͝t̴͔̱̯̥̙͇̬̮̓͘ͅs̸̮̖̟̝͔͇̣͑̈́̃

[worsethanmanyfairies]

#tiny dinosaurs

[yes-i-know-how-to-spell-soop]

i didn’t know the transcript would be that accurate-

[android1000]

yea mood

[yonkou]

[titties-and-mild-suffering-deac]

Finna let that thing singggggg

[rhosegold]

that partttttt

[maderchode-deactivated20240415]

Being 20+ is basically a constant question of “am I doing enough” and the answer always being a solid ‘no’

[sad-n-wholesome-blog]