[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[simonthebisexualone]

Tumblr Staff scrolling through neo-nazi propaganda, hundreds of pornbot accounts, homophobia, transphobia, racism and hate speech: …

Tumblr Staff upon seeing one (1) post of a nipple: mUST REMOVE THIS. CAN NOT HAVE A SINGLE N I P P L E ON THIS SACRED WEBSITE. MUST KEEP IT SAFE AND PROTECT CHILDREN FROM NIPPLE. NIPPLE BAD.

@staff

[coffeedonut-blog]

Chicago out there saving the world

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[kobetyrant-deactivated20141020]

white people bios be like:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

i identify as a walgreens gift card

[skywalkerchick1138]

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

[super-secret-bi-spy]

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

[minimalistfish-blog]

Cannot not reblog.

[captain-ak]

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

[skreeee34982047]

boy am i glad this has so many notes

[fandom-is-my-middle-name]

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

[winchester-cas]

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

[emeraldmercury]

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

[erynspencer2187]

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

[the-glitter-acetylcholine]

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

[larissaloki]

I love this post!

[i-am-already-panicking]

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

[narfoonthenet]

A good post

[ap-kinda-lit]

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

[haiku-robot]

the day i do not reblog this is the day i’m buried six feet under

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Existing is hard. You know why. | PayPal | Patreon

[ebonypixels-deactivated20190803]

Me leaving tumblr heading to Newgrounds like:

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[angelicalmentenegra-deactivated]

Tumblr:

Y’all:

[fallnangelcreations]

Petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a “female presenting nipples” pack.

[deadlemur]

Me: “It’s a little nippy out”

Tumblr:

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[ladygolem]

Now he’s falling asleep Now she’s calling a cab

[godotal]

Tiger walking through algae.

[elfpen]

yeah but you could green screen this into any thing you want tiger walking through clouds tiger walking through lava tiger walking through space tiger walking through macaroni and cheese like the possibilities are endless thank you algae greenscreen

[kaleighbytheway]

WHY ARE THERE NO GREEN SCREEN EXAMPLE IMAGES?!? PHOTOSHOP ARTISTS OF TUMBLR, WHERE YOU AT!

[walkingstardust]

I HAD TO. (forgive my horrible photoshop skills. I hope you’re happy.)

[kaleighbytheway]

I am VERY happy, the coffee is my favourite.

[godotal]

Tiger walking through algae.

[elfpen]

yeah but you could green screen this into any thing you want tiger walking through clouds tiger walking through lava tiger walking through space tiger walking through macaroni and cheese like the possibilities are endless thank you algae greenscreen

[kaleighbytheway]

WHY ARE THERE NO GREEN SCREEN EXAMPLE IMAGES?!? PHOTOSHOP ARTISTS OF TUMBLR, WHERE YOU AT!

[walkingstardust]

I HAD TO. (forgive my horrible photoshop skills. I hope you’re happy.)

[kaleighbytheway]

I am VERY happy, the coffee is my favourite.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

y’all out here in 2017 saying ‘spoopy’ on some thin ice with god

[thesnadger]

Look if you have another word that perfectly captures the concept of “horror flavored but specifically in a way that is intended to be silly and not actually scary, that also evokes a strong feeling of nostalgia associated with childhood experiences of Halloween” I’m all ears motherfucker.

[zechv]

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.