>guy whose profile says heâs 22 hits me up
>bio says heâs looking for a dude to make out with on a helicopter
>like 2 messages into the conversation he brings up the fact that heâs super rich
>must think i was born yesterday
>clearly a human and not a bot tho
>bored so i keep talking to him
>story basically just rich guy flexing
>asks me to come to his hotel
>really swanky one that iâve heard of, obv never stayed there
>says heâll call me an uber
>90% chance iâm getting murdered
>win win so i decide to go
>get there, knock on door
>dude in pictures opens it
>immediate lights a joint in the room without opening a window
>âiâll just pay the cleaning fee itâs whateverâ
>starts telling me about different plastic surgery techniques and all the ones he plans on getting
>not insecure, just thinks they rule
>thereâs a stack of cash on the desk thatâs more money than iâve seen in one place before
>like 5k just sitting there
>we talk a little, eventually ask him why the fuck hes so rich
>this whole time heâs watching videos of plastic surgery being performed
>tells me he invested some money his parents gave him in hs and got lucky
>pretty much all he does is have sex with guys
>tells me he literally flew here to fuck a dude
>âhaha check out how theyâre sanding down this boneâ
>offers to pay for laser treatment for my scars
>say no because thereâs no way i can say yes
>he orders a fuckton of food from an italian place
>âidk why i got all this iâm lactose intolerantâ
>tells me at length abt how iceberg lettuce shouldnât exist
>eats a plate of mozzarella sticks and falls asleep
>like meeting a modern day dorian grey
