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NAMJOON 15.12.2018 {02:26AM KST} The last thing I wanted to say today: We are each other’s night views and moons.

[manscaped]

The collab no one asked for

[kyan0s-deactivated20240711]

[ruinedchildhood]

[nutsacktorturer]

Victorian doctors: put this opium and cocaine directly into your pussy. also you need an orgasm

Modern doctors: i know PCOS runs in your family and you have every single symptom but you’re making it up. have some zoloft

[piendish]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sleapy

[piendish]

I am! Going!!! TOFUCKINGSLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[humblegrub]

have you ever seen a swallowtail caterpillar defend itself?

[scarletpiano]

I can't get over how it has Instant Eyebrows

[onenicebugperday]

This is called an osmeterium! It’s a defensive organ found in all swallowtails caterpillars. They evert it when disturbed, as you saw above, to either startle their foe or gross them out with the foul-smelling secretions the organ emits :)

[parksrway]

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

[professorupdog]

Her name is Nimbus and she grew up to look like this

[hellbabyfromhell]

Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair

[geno2925]

whose fucking child is this

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

mine bicth

[kirianthedivorce]

Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics

Larry the Cat is no. 10’s official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade

When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen he’s usually also hanging around outside so when there’s not much visual happening but they don’t want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry

He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in

He is the most competent person at No. 10

[relelvance]

[imagesfan]

his charm. his love. his berry

STOP REBLOGFING THIS UNLESS YOU KNOW WHO MILTON IS. YOU WILL NEVER. BE A TRUE MILTONHEAD UNLESS YOU KNOW WHO HE IS. #MILTONLOVE

[siniov]

pissing myself at newsnight showing the list of mps who have resigned with boris johnson's face in the background played to a dramatic rendition of bittersweet symphony like he personally murdered each and every one of them

[cordspaghetti]

and are they giving you commands?

[cordspaghetti]

who the fuck is jimmy novak

[kiseenaji]

Illustration by Elsa Beskow “Queen Water Lily”

[yes-maam-i-am-not-a-pigeon-spy]

Tbh i didnt like them at first, but they are actually pretty awesome

[yes-maam-i-am-not-a-pigeon-spy]

Tbh i didnt like them at first, but they are actually pretty awesome

[holorifle]

funko needs to make a pyramid head pop

here i already drafted something up for them