What Am I Even Doing Anymore

This is my side blog, my main blog is deliciouslyimpossiblecolour so if I follow you it'll be under that. However this will be where I post most of my bullshit. PS: If the post starts with an image/music/thing it most likely wont show the text below but I refuse to change this theme (mcfreaking bats dude)

[alliebeemac]

What it feels like to enter adulthood. 

[randomfandomspace]

Truth.

[cattgirl]

d&d is great I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn

[groake]

I fought an opponent who had an eye patch. I used Mage Hand to pick up his eye patch and move it to his other eye.

[guinifiku]

if u think u can just win me over with some food and a puppy … ur damn right

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

‘Overwatch’ fan builds a working replica of Mei’s endothermic blaster

follow @the-future-now

[creativerule34hentai]

You’re all screwed

[lorisor21]

Dear God…

[amphibizzy]

Lesser Green Broadbill

th.. thank you

[drvulpixgrant-deactivated201808]

@a-dinosaur-a-day look at the floofy dinosaur

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

I love those weirdos so much

[kuttithevangu]

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

[pipistrellus]

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

[dailyau]

“I’m a superhero and you’re the villain, but I saw you visiting kids at the children’s hospital and letting them act like they defeated you and now it’s really hard to punch you in the face” AU

- (@the-average-procrastinator)

[godiseven]

[c-ptsdofficial]

i put the cry in cryptid 

[eyeimagery]

me, scrolling through riddler fanart: EVERY RIDDLER DESIGN IS BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING W H A TTHE fUCK

[parkaposyart]

NEW AVAILABLE ART PROGRAM

It seems to be a mix between SAI and photoshop, simplified. It even has a stabalizer that works even with the mouse.

Best of all, it’s free, and works for both Mac and Windows.

To give it a try, head right on down to http://firealpaca.com/

[zaquanimus]

[totalspiffage]

Reblogging for artsy people that follow me. Also a lovely name for a program.

[izzyhill]

[gameboyalexander-deactivated201]

I WAS JUST WANTING TO DRAW SOMETHING WITH MY NEW TABLET BUT I COULDN’T BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A PROGRAM TUMBLR IS READING MY MIND!!!!

[stealtharchaeologist]

I’m really fond of this program so far. It may be a bit over-simplified - I’ve had trouble figuring out some really basic things - but it responds really well to my tablet, which is the most important thing.

[nerdgasrnz]

It launches fast. Works well on Windows AND Mac. It’s perfect for fast or derp doodles and screencaps. It has guides which are awesome for helping with drawing perspective and uniform direction lines It even shows you pretty artwork in its dialogue window at startup for inspiration. IT’S AWESOME.

[nerdgasrnz]

For those who don’t know:

THE ALPACA HAS LEVELED UP

-Has an Animation Mode (OnionSkin mode) using the layers as frames -Reference Window -Advanced Brush settings and editing -New Filters such as “Invert”, “Extracting Lines”, “Cloud”, and “Sand” -More snap tools, including a 3D perspective function

And the younger sister software, Medibang Paint Pro, is a more robust version that’s usable on not just Computers, but Android and iOS systems as well

-You can save your preferences, workspace, brushes, palettes, and materials if you have a Medibang.com account, and you can export/import them across different computers if need be. -Medibang is a lot like Pixiv or DeviantART, except you can become a published illustrator and/or Comics/Manga artist, regardless of where you’re from in the world -Medibang allows you to upload directly to their site as long as you have an internet connection -You can collaborate with others on illustrations or comic projects using the cloud saving system -Free brushes, screen tones, and background images available for download from the cloud, for use in your artwork

[foulserpent]

self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

[hyenaguide-deactivated20180412]

No

[foulserpent]

slurp

[fuzzysparrow]

It’s not hoarding if it’s books

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Did Jonathan Crane write this?

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[pumpkinanonymous-blog]

me: *forgets friends birthdays*

me: *confuses memories*

me: *forgets own middle name*

me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents

[schickjessica]

[edwad]

if karl marx was real he could beat you up, effortlessly. karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder

i have like half a foot on him and know all of his weaknesses

[edwad]

wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

cryptid

[hushed-obscenities-deactivated2]

reblog if you believe