I'm The Driver Behind This Soul Machine

♂ ★ He/Him ★ 24 ★ ♑ ★ INFP ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

[technovillain]

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

[orcboxer]

• Keyboard with a working N key

[gremlininho]

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[bisezual]

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

[bisezual]

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

[cerastes]

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[kaijutegu]

You may have heard of a rat king, but have you ever heard of a squirrel king? My local wildlife rescue just treated one. All six baby squirrels survived and are doing well. They all needed the tips of their tails amputated, but part of a tail is a small price to pay for being deposed royalty. For more info and surgery pics, they have a really informative post on Facebook.

[vaults-of-zin]

I refused to leave when the experiment was over and bargained my way up to three marshmallows.

[peachfromcmbyn]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[memorycycle]

youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$

the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede

[frogmoss1]

hiring a mercenary

[boneliness]

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

[boneliness]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[erinbowbooks]

[that-house]

[that-house]

Try exploring the wizard's body

[twinpersonalitys]

@crabussy

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]