Taste the Cronch

[novastellaris]

rosin is back.

NO. you put it back RIGHT NOW. we are not having a second rosin scandal

[pumpkinspicerosin]

round two: this time, it’s personal

[babinicz]

Pachelbel's just baroque one hit wonder

[flutejesus]

y'all remember the great rosin scandal of exactly this time last year

[moz-arent]

don’t remind them, they might start again

[rosin-official]

it’s dead and buried, don’t resurrect it

[pumpkinspicerosin]

Like a phoenix for the ashes of itself, røsin itself is born again, anew, as the world meant for it to be

[pumpkinspicerosin]

not me getting back into violin only realizing i still own this account lmao

[pastelparrotlet]

I just miss it so much (high school orchestra classes with my friends where we played nice music and didn't have to do actual schoolwork.)

[pumpkinspicerosin]

literally why

[pumpkinspicerosin]

buh

[pumpkinspicerosin]

why the fuck is the piano so hard on my left hand

[pumpkinspicerosin]

Rosin is forbidden hard candy

it is not forbidden, it exists to be eaten

[classical-crap]

GUESS WHAT

Y'ALL

[pumpkinspicerosin]

she kinda thicc 🥵🥵🥵

[eternalsatan-deactivated2021121]

[wirelesson]

Music my dad wrote when he was in college

[chirp-bird-deactivated20200904]

A band kid had a bottle of valve oil in her pocket. In the middle of class, she attempted to both drink the valve oil and also spike someone else's water bottle with valve oil. Needless to say, it was an interesting class period.

[transmechanicus]

What if all those conductors are just messing with us, the orchestra doesn’t really need them to follow the music, they just want the excuse to go borderline feral in front of a live audience.

[musicainextenso]

[pumpkinspicerosin]

pls send ur best orchestra stories to me i’m so bored. i have to go to curbside pick up for my rosin pizza

[thisblackbitchdepressed]

I don’t have lots of stories but I do have dumb shit people in my orchestra class said

“If givin the chance I would eat a dead body”

“Are you all really depressed” the whole class: “yes”

“I have my guitar class. There’s a special place in hell for them”

“Okay but the other schools practice room sounded like magic. They catfished our sound. We walked onto the stage thinking we’re going to sounds like god but really we played ourselves”

After receiving hard music “who the fuck do you expect to play this?”

“Sometimes I wanna just strangle the first violins”

“Eww who let a band kid into our room”

“If I get really good at sightreading I’ll never have to practice again”

While a kid was killing their solo “fuck it up sis”

“Have I ever told y’all about the time I accidentally gave some random person 5000 dollars while I was at work”

“Sometimes I wanna stab a bitch with my bow in their eye”

[pumpkinspicerosin]

band kid comment valid af 🤩🤩🤩

[pumpkinspicerosin]

pls give me suggestions for violin pieces i’m so bored