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[kues]

Eundy_

[pumples]

Me: *sees fav char*

Me: that me

Me: also my husband

Me: my son

Me: my everythi

[tastefullyoffensive]

Double the retrieving power. (via negativepitch)

[mosquitotits]

5.00 dollard

[cassienx]

cucumbers!!!

cucumbers have 16 calories per 100g. that means you could literally eat a kg worth of cucumbers in one day and your intake will be 160 calories. considering 1 large cucumber is around 300-350g you could eat three cucumbers in one day. that’s so filling, especially because cucumbers contain loads of water. you could even eat 6 ENTIRE cucumbers in a day and still have eaten less calories than are in one single, sad piece of pizza.

[labias]

[buzzfeed]

[pumples]

every episode of scooby doo

guy: something spooky's happening

fred: k we'll come check it out

fred: daphne, velma come with me

daphne: lol okei

shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone

velma: shut up you two

shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*

scooby: RAGGY

shaggy: *oblivious to everything*

scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY

shaggy: zoinks!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*

shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*

fred: what happened?

shaggy: M-M-MONSTER

velma: uh oh

monster: boo

all: AAAAH

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*

*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*

velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!

monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*

velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*

monster: whoops i tripped

scooby: i captured you

*they pull the monster's mask off*

fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money

suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog

scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO

all: *laugh*

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[chandra-nalaar]

earth

[capyybaras]

[markv5]

Семейный вечер

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

[winemom-culture]

[toshio]

[officialunitedstates]

I’m very bad at keeping track of my own stats.  I have no idea how tall I am, how much I weigh, what my blood type is, or when’s my birthday

[slutferal-deactivated20190801]

happy birthday

[officialunitedstates]

thanks i think

[cinqfruits]

Communication for Blacknut Gaming

[stylelogs]