The Pun Gang

Hello all! This is Spike from, other blogs, I made this blog specifically for some of the cheesiest, corniest puns I could think of. I'm usually a fairly down to earth person, but right now I'm ready to ROCK your socks off with puns! There is also KAIte a few great puns for another place, so yeah. Look forward to it! ----------------------------------- Tag List! #Pokemon #Text #Image #Submission

[ssp-comics]

Fun Guo and Shiu Mae are on an adventure to get their uncles and aunt back from their homes. After a fight, while preparing their dad’s surprise birthday party, they all go their separate ways. Now they must find and remind them of the important ROLL that family plays in all our lives, all before their dad gets home.

Join Sleepless Skink productions, as we publish our very first game, created by CountDraggula and Teadino. Music by Talon.

We hope you enjoy!

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No Android? Don’t worry, The web-version of the game will come out soon so follow us to stay tuned!

If you liked this game, help us spread the word by reblogging! Dragon Roll is the first game we ever made so we’d love some reviews and feedback about things you liked and what you thought could be improved. Help us learn from this game, so the next one will be even better! - Count & TeaDino

[pun-ks]

check the game Kai and I just finished!!

[brain-patterns]

So apparently there’s a sound that is 36 or so octaves below middle c that is so low that it kills you. The sound waves literally kill you. And this sound is only found in dark matter (for what we know). This is so cool

I love science

[a-hunter-in-training]

#the DEATH NOTE 

[vancila]

Listen here you little shit

[just-shower-thoughts]

Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it’s literally made of hide.

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

[best-of-memes]

[pun-ks]

Trying to Explain my Sexuality to my Dad

Me: Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.

Dad: And that means you would have a male partner.

Me: Yep.

Dad: Or a female partner.

Me: Yep.

Dad: And that means you're bi.

Me: Yep.

Dad: So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: Did you just

[meikyo-shisui]

[sdzoo]

Have you seen our new security monitor yet?

[monkeydluffy]

[botanicsage]

KAMEHAMBURGAH

[aaliyahbreaux]

When you ask him what he finna eat and he say “you” 

[alexorcism]

Infiltrating the straights

[feathercut]

In Japan, the broccoli in ‘Inside Out’ was replaced with green peppers, which are more universally hated by Japanese children (source)

[spacecarols]

[dino-my-life]

Although my art is nothing to FAWN over, it is pretty enDEERing.

If I had a BUCK for every deer I drew on a weekly basis, I would be rolling in DOE.

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[rubato]

BDSM Community Flattered By Subway’s Support For Leather Rights

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

I want to die

[forcefields]

which part of california has the most cute boys?

[forcefields]

the bae area

[reptilixns-deactivated20170916]

A knight draws his sword. He outlines it with his favorite pen. He colors and shades his sword.

[comedycentral]

This was magical.

If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.

Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.