im actually afraid of bugs

they he 🦀

[wizardofgore]

I’m not a girl or a boy I’m saying I’m an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake. yeah any pronouns is fine

[ifacethewinditsoundslikegod]

you are only alowed in my room if u love me

[boccher]

ocean.com/fish

[elegant-paper-collection]

ocean.com/fish/careers

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[slab-o-meat]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[slab-o-meat]

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

[pngblog]

[succulent-tendril]

im so tired i could sleep a horse

[sacred-portal]

[innumerable-voices]

1 in 5 people are probably plural

5 in 1 person is definitely plural

[innumerable-voices]

Top contender for my dumbest post ever

[mutationgirl]

[!]

a calico cat is like a yam

[imanasoh]

[matchacasterize]

I wanted to draw this. this one's for you tricky tony