Current President of the Being Alive Club

Absolute trash. (Cover photo and avatar photos aren't mine, credits go to the rightful artists ) I usually post funny things but I reblog/post whatever the fuck I want so be warned. THERE WILL BE NSFW (including yaoi) I SHIP MANY THINGS ○Blog not spoiler free○ Watch the skies, landstrider.

[aki373]

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[shittyidea]

Scream your own name during sex

[theonion]

[catgotyoururl-deactivated201411]

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[postingwhileblack]

[heart]

hAHHA LMFAO WTF apparently mike pence wrote an article in the 90s that mulan was ‘liberal’ propaganda about women in the military. why are people so stupid lkfjghdlkfghdflkgjh

[fwizard]

oh my god pls tell me its on the internet somewhere

[bonkai-diaries]

http://www.businessinsider.com/mike-pence-mulan-liberal-propaganda-2017-7

[kissmebluesexyvioletsme]

Like what even?

[lilcoldy]

[ryuko-is-my-life]

[leofitzo]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen

[punchthepeepee]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[twitterlols]

[shittyidea]

Wearing these

[junmyk-deactivated20200225]

エッジさんと他14人さんのツイート: “無賃乗車した柴犬、逮捕される https://t.co/KfHpxR1y0r”

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain