Life is Rad.

Cassidy / 26 / INFJ / Aquarius ♒ Be kind. Take no shit.

[nat-20s]

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

[bettalbimarginata]

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

[headspace-hotel]

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

[daily-spooky]

[lightgate]

[funnytwittertweets]

[st-mish]

Tweet from @KaylaAncrum

I had a dream that I was commissioned to write a poem from a bug to god, and I do not remember any of the the poem, except for the last line which was:

I pray nobody kills me for the crime of being small.

[shitpostsampler]

[evilbuildingsblog]

Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)

[hungwy]

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

[rosebdraws]

in the woods 🍃

more pen & ink practice ✍🏼

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[doradotcom]

daily affirmations: at least im not 14 🙏❤️

[lustcannibalism]

what’s the point if girls can’t bite? consume? devour?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

adulthood is carefully writing a two paragraph email that could actually just be reduced completely to “hey, what the fuck”

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[snowylynxx]

[sandmandaddy69]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

Asserting dominance over my cat by slapping the red dot and turning off the laser pointer. I can kill it just fine, sounds like a skill issue little buddy.

[lachonk]

[catchymemes]

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person