Waste time with me

Becky | 26 | Texas | 🌈

[lake-erie]

girl: come over me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone me:

[pepsimaxolotl]

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

[pepsimaxolotl]

For reference

[teathattast]

[lemonsweet]

Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif

[someoctober]

posting from my hotel's air conditioning control

[someoctober]

I am being so serious

[despazito]

[dorothylarouge]

[funstyle]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

[funstyle]

im no better than squidward

[meltknuckles]

a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

[beemovieerotica]

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

[cookietastic]

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

i would levy a lawsuit against them that would leave their family in ruins

[slitherpunk]

so called "empaths" when they "see a shadow pokemon"

[larval-tear]

getting high so i can more fully imagine early transitional amphibians

[larval-tear]

they can coming out of the water and back in

[larval-tear]

they can coming out of thr water and bacm in

[gentlemanbones]

Dunsparce is ready to love again.

[syro]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[neyhaz]

me when i get pulled over and the cop hasnt even begun talking yet

[anglaised]