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[rhodeys]

#meet the buckley-diazes

[saphaerie]

lol nonchalant little shits

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[amateurhouronmars]

happy pride month to

homosexuals

women with children

ex-ex lovers

teeny tiny bands

shiksa caterers

short insomniacs

hypochondriacs

yiddish americans

spiky families

radiologists

intellectuals

nervous wrecks

[voyagers-stone]

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

[liopleurodean]

literally walked up to a desk in the courthouse, said "is this where I register a car or is it the next one?" and she said it was the next one. and the lady at the next desk helped me. it feels embarrassing but I promise you can just ask

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

One of the most important lessons I learned in customer service is that no matter how much help you need, as long as you're nice about it, you won't even crack the top five of worst customers they've had to deal with that day. I will walk an old lady through every step on that pin pad with a smile as long as she's polite, because two calls ago I had to deal with someone screaming about politics for 45 fucking minutes because I wasn't allowed to hang up on him.

Everyone has their first time doing something, everyone makes mistakes, everyone has dumb moments, and as long as you're choosing kindness I'll just laugh it off and help out. Because no matter how dumb you think you are, there was already someone who was just as dumb but was determined to ruin my day over it.

[softness-and-shattering]

And I dont think this is something you grow out of either, theres always gonna be something somewhere thats new to you. Just ask!

[fedzzzart]

buckley-diaz family outing🎈🎡💛🍃

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[delusionalemergency]

because the word friendship doesn't feel right sometimes, hm?

[spiritwo]

how ron learned to play wizard chess like a BEAST

[striders]

why is it called ocean spray when it’s cranberries. last i checked those do not come from the ocean

[striders]

they should call it bog spider

[akajustmerry]

the thing about bojack horseman that still gets me to this day is how it manages to give weight to all horrible things that have been done to bojack AND the horrible things he does to others AND how the entertainment industry runs on various cultures of exploitation and abuse that makes addressing these issues impossible AND the show did all of that simultaneously while ALSO being one of the funniest show's ever made. it's just so superb, a true artistic vision at every level from its writing to its animation style. Despite starting a decade ago and finishing 4 years ago, there's hardly any commentary, political or otherwise, in it that isn't still either intelligently relevant or cleverly prescient. you might think I'm exaggerating when I say this show has never been out of my watch rotation since I started watching it, but I'm not! I love bojack horseman so much and I love that everytime I watch it I find something that moves me. I'll watch it forever. watching it is like therapy, like a friend, like a reminder. Truly the last great streaming show, when I think about it <3

[minxitsy]

year of the horse and this is the horse

[bigfootsmom]

for @bisexual-buck, a scene from their fic where the shadows can't follow

[occasionaloranges]

i am so obsessed with Palm Springs right now so i made this enjoy

[highest-violet]

I know Palm Springs is also about depression and whatever but like. I just would like to be stuck in a time loop with Andy Samberg and have zero responsibilities. That sounds like a nice treat.

[isolatjon]

❝ 𝚠𝚎’𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝. ❞

[shorisi]

their relationship basically

[oh-little-owl]