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Dark Russian fairy forest
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i can’t afford to breathe
Unmute !
“Help! Help! I’m gonna try! I HAVE MADE A GRIEVOUS ERROR!”
Oh my god the end
Think I just died
“You kiss me with your mouth wide open like you’re not afraid of swallowing poison. I taste the good and bad in you and want them both. We call this bravery.”
— Anita Ofokansi, Literary Sexts
May Money Find You. Like to charge, reblog to cast!
Strange, the way it felt like home–to wander through the dark, alone.
rowan: protection / magnolia: a love of nature / verbena: an enchantment
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Snek sneezes! Turn up your volume if you want to hear the little sneezes.
I’m not sure why she’s sneezing. Maybe because she stuck her whole head underwater to drink. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sNAKES CAN SNEEZE????????
did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties
Tell us that story?
okay here is the story of the zombie dog
this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life
when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t
but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet
and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned
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black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on
holy shit you’re right
THAT IS THE HAPPIEST SNAKE I HAVE EVER SEEN
#it’s happy because it knows it’s safe from everything
that fucking tag though
“My cat out here just handing out my digits”
-my coworker on facebook
My buddies and I have taken to describing annoying abilities/habits of ours as “shitty X-Men powers.” As in, Professor X recruits you to join the X-Men, but your powers are functionally useless and more often than not a hindrance. For example:
No matter what kind of coffee I drink–no matter how objectively good it tastes–at some point for me, it always winds up tasting terribly bitter. Nauseatingly so. Like the sour, faded memory of a latte once loved. Every single time.
My boyfriend is completely, entirely awake and ready to function at 6 am almost every morning. There is no gradual crescendo to alertness, no slow, sleepy blinking; the second the sun rises, he is up and his mind is whirring at 1000 miles per hour. This is great for work days; it is terrible on days off. This morning, at 6:27 am, he bounded into the kitchen, fully awake, and said, “Memes really are a type of social currency now, aren’t they?” And then he paused, stared solemnly at the wall, and went, “Why am I like this?”
My buddy @aegiskitty has Raynaud’s Syndrome, which causes poor circulation in her limbs. This means that if the temperature drops, blood just…stops traveling to her fingers, turning them bone white. This also means that temperatures otherwise considered perfectly agreeable are the opposite of agreeable to her. For example: One time, she touched a room temperature bagel, and her hands immediately blanched. A room temperature bagel. She just listlessly stared down at her dying fingers and sighed.
So here’s my question, Tumblr: What’s your shitty X-Men power?
‘Tis the season of the witch, and inspiration is abuzz in my veins. Do you feel it too? 🍂
There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic
#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf’s mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won’t go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it’s time to come home
I actually like the “throwing clothes at it” better cause now I’m picturing Grandma stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing down this horrible, snarling beast.
And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like “GODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTE”
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