Is this thing on?

Lazarus. 25, they/them. There's probably pizza crust in my bedsheets.

[bunniope]

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

[himborc]

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

[lallyloo]

[x]

[musicalsmenagerie]

they're going to see the Barbie movie

[ornitomoltorinco]

I learned German to write Flake a long winded and depraved letter lusting after him when I was 12 and he replied "I will return your letter when you are 30 so you may experience shame" signed with his legal name

...I can't believe that this site is free. Thanks anon💕

[lno-x-deactivated20241022]

Trimax vashwood for the soul

[so-aguarela]

Buddy Daddies timeskip sketches

[ren-san25]

[elektrisktmonster]

vash the stampede found dead in new miami

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[punkwithpaints]

@otomeblcass

[byeo0l]

Vash, struggling to open a jar:

Wolfwood, seductively: Let me help you, baby boy.

Vash, hands it over to Ww: Thanks Wolfwood!

Wolfwood, is also struggling to open the jar:

[lno-x-deactivated20241022]

The work of a journalist is hard, everything must be documented and recorded … everything …

[havocfang]

episode 12 predictions

[memorycycle]

debit or credit? you can insert your card now. damn he just went all the way in. that man just inserted his card and kept going until his whole body disappeared into the reader. manager i feel really sick can i go home

[lindleland]

no

[socio--flower]

Kill yourself

Kill me yourself you fucking pussy

[altades]

Pliable

[otomeblcass]

@punkwithpaints and I have entered the Trigun chat

Our contribution is this cursed shit

TRICROCS

VASH

WOLFWOOD

MERYL

ROBERTO

[otomeblcass]

You know who this motherf*cker looks like lowkey

LOOK

Please forgive me, our Lord, and Savior Nicholas D. Wolfwood. You're my favorite "priest"