You gotta bolt when you see the gates are down

"I’ve fallen in love or imagine that I have; went to a party and lost my head. Bought a horse which I don’t need at all."

[sandmandaddy69]

[lycanemia]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[catsofyore]

The Raid. Photo from my collection, no date, but written on the back are the words “isn’t this cute”.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[sweeetchai]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[drememoto]

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

[drememoto]

(I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption)

[madnessbrainworms]

two different but very similar energies

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[translatingpoststogerman]

himmelblauerhimmel

ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich erträglich finden

Notes:

In German, when someone is being shot, you have to specify whether they were merely wounded ("angeschossen") or shot to death ("erschossen").

[anonymousalchemistz]

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

[translatingpoststogerman]

I assumed that's what op intended

[wholesome-animal-images]

[spatort]

@sinnsenke couldn't leave this in the tags

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[basil-lemonade]

thank you for coming to my this

[tsubakiscarlet]

#mythis

[angelicdewdrop]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[theehorsepusssy]

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]