Punlyfe

I didn't choose the pun life. The pun life chose me.

[eyebotic-blog-deactivated202001]

I FOUND OUT WHY GORILLAZ IS CALLED GORILLAZ

A GROUP OF GORILLAS IS CALLED A BAND

IT’S BEEN A PUN THIS WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY NOTICED

[insomniacflaaffy-deactivated201]

fUCK

[stu-dee]

HOLY SHIT IT ALL mAKEs SENSE NOW

[justbadpuns]

Did you hear about the atlantis themed restaurant? It went under

[justbadpuns]

Butchers link sausage to make ends meat.

[punlyfe]

*having food given to me by my husband at work* Coworker: Hey, where's our food? Me: I just called Grub Husband to get this.

[justbadpuns]

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane..

[punlyfe]

*watching my nephew getting wrapped up in a blanket* Oh, it's a Tim-ale!

[punlyfe]

What's the name for a group of baby crows? A misdemeanor.

[justbadpuns]

Deaf mathematicians communicate through sin language.

[dutchster]

there needs to be more awareness for all the windows that live in constant pane their whole life

[randomwithasprinkleofllama]

But that would frame them in a tragic light

[im-afraid-of-everything-deactiv]

This just shatters my conception of windows. Guess they aren’t so transparent.

[stayonthegardenpath-deactivated]

window

[serpentmythos]

thank you for your contribution

[macklinyousob]

I guess you could say they missed their window of opportunity

[punlyfe]

What's an underground event for mice called? A squeakeasy.

[meangirlnurse]

sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment 

[meangirlnurse]

the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:

[eternalgaylord]

naughty artists get sent to the swamp to atone for their sins

[wheremyshrimps]

what’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

[bigshrimpass]

a krilling spree

[wheremyshrimps]

no it’s fucking murder

[punlyfe]

THE SIGNS AS PUNS

Aries: Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is!

Taurus: I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea...

Gemini: My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..

Cancer: I used to hate maths but then I realized decimals have a point.

Leo: I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y...

Virgo: I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something...

Libra: What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

Scorpio: Had an argument with my friend 5 years after i super glued his phone to his hand, he just couldn’t let it go...

Sagittarius: I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Capricorn: What do you do when you are cold? Stay in the corner, it’s about 90 degrees there.

Aquarius: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere.

Pisces: Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up.

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*CREDS TO THE BLOG JUST-BAD-PUNS FOR THESE AMAZE PUNS*

[punlyfe]

I told my husband to have all my olives since I have them. Olive them

[the-dodo]

This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

[sushinfood]

i believed in this cat and was not let down

[deseretgear]

HE DID IT!

[justbadpuns]

[punlyfe]

Our tattoo artist had a very colorful vocabulary.