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Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

j4ckme

Two years?! I’m in!

kentishviking

why not

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I’ll try it

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Eh

eliyora

Double your nana, double your yum

fuckyahumor

give me luck double banana

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No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

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My name is...

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Not mentioned in Lou Bega's hit 1999 single "Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)"

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2024

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caramoccii

come down below ib i'll show you someplace secret

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cheruib

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

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dragongirlbunny

i think anyone aged 16 or older should be entitled to an apartment and $800/month for groceries, utilities, etc. simply by existing

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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

bumblebeebabie

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

archivestorystuff006

OMG

dduane

This one’s an always-reblog, because who knows who needs it and hasn’t seen it yet?

#writing ref

xanaxfarts

Aquarium Bags at Marco De Vincenzo SS19

#aquarium #bags #purses #fashion

kitkaloid

whats the problem i don’t know well maybe i’m in LOVE! 💖💞 – (twitter) – (insta)

owlgams

Oh my god i was just thinking I’ve never seen sincere shrek fanart and this showed up and its honestly lovely !!!

#shrek

pallisia

Soulsov OST Real!!!

Presenting: the Soul of Sovereignty Prelude OST by Toby Fox and yours truly, somehow! Available now on Bandcamp.

And if you haven't played Soulsov Prelude...what are ya waitin' for!!

#soulsov #ysme #vgm

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I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work