FUCK THE POPE

One time my cousin went to therapy in a batman cape.

[canaduuuh-deactivated20180110]

[fawkes-]

new studies show that everybody wants to be a cat

scientists confirm that a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at 

[punzymikhail]

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM IN MY LIFE

[believeintheboogie-blog]

[punzymikhail]

...there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

[ofwgktafuturefans-blog]

[ineedyourlovinglikesunshine-blog]

[recaffeine]

Ernest Borgnine, who died on Sunday of apparent kidney failure at age 95, may have won an Oscar and may be remembered for his roles in the film “Marty” and the sitcom “McHale’s Navy,” but to an entire generation of kids, he’s Mermaid Man from “SpongeBob SquarePants.”

[handsmadeofsprite-deactivated20]

Charlie & Dennis- Dayman

[spacecadet]

[neogohann]

[punzymikhail]

Man.

Everyone I've associated with today has been a dick/asshole, particularly my father. Man, fuck you guys, I'm trying to enjoy my holiday. I'm just gonna play videogames and not talk to anyone until there are presents in my hands.

[ohhdearimqueer-deactivated20201]

[beam-meh-up-scotty]

Oh shit.

[punzymikhail]

~430-480 terahertz. Described it without needing to do anything pretentious. I like science.

[powertothepokemon]

[chadremi-deactivated20150520]

[ascended-sleeper-deactivated201]

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

eg.

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”

“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”

“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

[magnetloser-deactivated20180228]

“Mama, Mom”

[punzymikhail]

me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore

[paper-halo-deactivated20230929]

[reducing]

Story behind this? Her dad was leaving on a 2 year deployment. She was crying, and wouldn’t let go of her dad’s hand, even when he stood in line, saluting. No one had the heart to break them apart.

i’ve reblogged this like 470348 times, i can’t not reblog it everytime